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Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Omni - 08-21-2015
Greg Harris (Omni): I have tendrils fris
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): wut
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): GREG WUT U MEAN
Greg Harris (Omni): Blanket tendrils
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): are then keeping you in bed?
Greg Harris (Omni): They are for comfort-raping girls and for locomotion
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): I now imagine you as a Dr Octopus but with blanket arms
Greg Harris (Omni): Does this make you feel uncomfortable frisco
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): Only if you don't use them ON ME
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): I could use some comfort
Greg Harris (Omni): I'm not into guys
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): I mean, you're just making me more comfortable, Greg
Greg Harris (Omni): I'm into oscillation mostly
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): This isn't gay, geeze, having to bring sex into this Greg
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): GREG
Greg Harris (Omni): With my blanket tendrils
Greg Harris (Omni): I oscillate
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): oh
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): well
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): yeah maybe I don'
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): t want to be a part of that
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): but
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): It's still exciting
Greg Harris (Omni): Right
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): so
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): how did that happen to you
Greg Harris (Omni): I put my arms through some sheets and now I have blanket tendrils
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): oh fuck
Greg Harris (Omni): pretty tragic right
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): yeham like, I feel liek I should rite a letter
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): or cry
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): no wonder you've used your powers for evil
Greg Harris (Omni): I feel less evil and more like an elemental force with no real morality, you know
Greg Harris (Omni): like nature
Greg Harris (Omni): I can't help that I comfort-rape girls
Greg Harris (Omni): it's just what I am
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): ... is it nature's perogative to blanket-fuck people
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): ?
Greg Harris (Omni): yes
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): Man, nature is WEIRD
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): but then again, duck penises
Greg Harris (Omni): ...
Greg Harris (Omni): should I NOT google this?
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): Basically, ducks have had acomplicated arms race WITH THEMSELVES
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): because instead of allowing female ducks to select their mates, the male duck jsut fucks whoever it wants
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): so instead of like, breeding out that behavior, duck vaginas started getting weird
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): they are like a complicated maze of vagina, with dead ends and harsh turns
Greg Harris (Omni): what
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): and so the male duck has evolved an answer to that: an exploding corkscrew dick
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): that just unravels liek a part favor and attempts to defeat the female maze vagina
Greg Harris (Omni): nature is incredible
Frisco Cruise (Sinestro): says the man with blanket limbs
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Thaal Sinestro - 08-21-2015
Omni warning: Video of a duck's dick thumbnail here, if you don't want to see that shit (I DIDN'T)
[spoiler][youtube]qwjEeI2SmiU[/youtube][/spoiler]
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Thaal Sinestro - 08-21-2015
[youtube]6k01DIVDJlY[/youtube]
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Omni - 08-21-2015
Even with the NSFW warning ... please don't post pictures of duck's dicks in the thumbnails >_>
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Gildarts - 08-21-2015
Omni show him that cute picture of a duck I tagged you in
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Thaal Sinestro - 08-21-2015
Omni Wrote:Even with the NSFW warning ... please don't post pictures of duck's dicks in the thumbnails >_>This is SCIENCE
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Omni - 08-21-2015
![[Image: dflSENV.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/dflSENV.jpg)
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Thaal Sinestro - 08-21-2015
Omni Wrote:Yeah, it looks cute and clean until it fires a barbed corkscrew cock into the air, then it's "Something Omni doesn't want to see"
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Omni - 08-21-2015
![[Image: 10-480x360.jpg]](http://www.jokeblog.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/10-480x360.jpg)
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Thaal Sinestro - 08-21-2015
... So there's a bunch of weird videos that the duck penis vid links to other dick-related nonsense?
[spoiler][youtube]4LUOY-v-bn8[/youtube][/spoiler]
So that one is about a BBC show where people are trying to guess who their SO is based off of feeling a lineup of dude's dicks
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Guu - 08-21-2015
My virgin eyes!
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Ganondorf - 08-21-2015
I was not expecting to see this today...
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Dean Winchester - 08-21-2015
I was not expecting to see this ever. Sadly the universe had other plans for me.
The universe is a jerk and must be stabbed.
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Trixie - 08-21-2015
I feel at home again.
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Nanoha Takamachi - 08-23-2015
totally what I expected to happen
10/10 would lurk again
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Magus - 08-23-2015
Dean Winchester Wrote:I was not expecting to see this ever. Sadly the universe had other plans for me.
The universe is a jerk and must be stabbed.
Why? The True Facts about the Duck is about one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on YouTube and Sinestro was kind enough to put it here on the off-chance that people haven't seen it yet.
He's doing the Lord's work.
Re: Blanket Tendrils (NSFW, immaturity warning) - Thaal Sinestro - 08-23-2015
Magus Wrote:THE LORD OF DUCK WANGSDean Winchester Wrote:I was not expecting to see this ever. Sadly the universe had other plans for me.
The universe is a jerk and must be stabbed.
Why? The True Facts about the Duck is about one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on YouTube and Sinestro was kind enough to put it here on the off-chance that people haven't seen it yet.
He's doing the Lord's work.