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Omniverse: The End (APRIL FOOLS!) - Omni - 04-01-2015
And thus, after a long and arduous journey did Guu find herself at the steps of Valhalla.
She strode up to the golden gates of the grand hall and thrust them open. Before her sat Omni himself. He grinned creepily.
"I'm here, Omni," she spoke.
The flickering silhouette rose, slowly from his cross-legged position, his grin never wavering. "I've waited a long time for this," he said. He crossed the golden dais to stand before Guu.
And kissed her.
Guu pulled away, blushing in surprise.
"That's right," said Omni. "I did all of this, created all these worlds, summoned an entire multi-verse… just for you. Are you impressed?"
Guu said nothing, her fists shaking at her side. Then she spoke. "Frankly, my dear…"
Omni's grin wavered for the first time.
"I love you let's get married."
The angels began trumpeting as all the primes were summoned to a massive party. Everyone got mad drunk and danced. The Emperor and Aragorn hugged and Thrall was whackin' out mad beats on his shaman drums. Then they all lived happily ever after.
The End.