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RE: Nationstates - The Emperor of Mankind - 12-31-2017
Slidin' into your DMs region like
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kastelan
why do we have zombies
RE: Nationstates - Handsome Jack - 12-31-2017
Better question: why don't we have MORE zombies?
RE: Nationstates - The Emperor of Mankind - 12-31-2017
we're already in the top 0.5% of the world for our amount of zombies
I can't let the [s[entire population[/s] people in my army who are smoking weed and not divorcing (because they'll be killed) being forced to fight zombies
RE: Nationstates - Takanomiya Hijiri - 12-31-2017
I just registered for this thing... haven't figured out how to switch regions yet...
I suck at government.
Every time I 'solve' an issue, something falls...
In retrospect, agreeing to bug everyones phones for teh lulz maybe wasn't the best idea...
RE: Nationstates - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 12-31-2017
@Hijiri: I got my average life expectancy into the 20s. That's nothin'.
I think my nation has probs been autodeleted by now. Because I kinda forgot about it.
RE: Nationstates - Takanomiya Hijiri - 12-31-2017
Quote:4 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bunnygirls Everywhere, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
21 minutes ago: Bunnygirls Everywhere relocated from The Pacific to The Omniverse.
25 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bunnygirls Everywhere, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
27 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bunnygirls Everywhere, military funding has been stripped back.
30 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bunnygirls Everywhere, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
31 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bunnygirls Everywhere, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
Figured out how to move.
Also, yeah, looks like yours got deleted Ebony.
keptic:
RE: Nationstates - Alexander Blakesley - 12-31-2017
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=atlean_frontier My old nation got deleted so I started anew, mind if I jump into this cavalcade of catastrophe?
RE: Nationstates - Gaston - 12-31-2017
Moved the glorious socialist state of Startzloskia back into the Omniverse.
RE: Nationstates - Jak Mar - 12-31-2017
I started with a new nation?
RE: Nationstates - Takanomiya Hijiri - 12-31-2017
(12-31-2017, 06:37 PM)Alexander Blakesley Wrote: My old nation got deleted so I started anew, mind if I jump into this cavalcade of catastrophe?
So long as you have no objections to a neighbour whose idea of an effective government is to internationally choose the dumbest possible solutions to problems.
... cars and clothes are now both illegal in my country.
RE: Nationstates - Handsome Jack - 12-31-2017
It's all good. Just about everything is illegal in my country, I have a 97-98% tax rate, my citizens all all grown in vats, I choose who they get to marry, and I bomb anyone who insults me. But healthcare, social security, and average income is through the roof. Who needs freedom when the guvmint gonna take care of everything?
RE: Nationstates - Gaston - 12-31-2017
Because it's useful to some people, here's a chart showing how classifications relate to political, personal, and economic freedom.
RE: Nationstates - Handsome Jack - 12-31-2017
I always feel a little sorry for my oppressed peoples and give them a little freedom. Then I stop being a psychotic dictatorship so I gotta take em all away again.
RE: Nationstates - Gaston - 12-31-2017
Ah yes. I felt sorry for my people, so I give them many freedom! That is why I am left-wing utopia. Then they ask for freedom of economy. It is funny joke! Then they go to glorious communist gulag.
RE: Nationstates - The Emperor of Mankind - 12-31-2017
Why does 2.6% of my population die getting lost in the wilderness?
Just why?
RE: Nationstates - Gaston - 12-31-2017
That automatically happens if you have a good environment.
RE: Nationstates - Handsome Jack - 12-31-2017
I have an average lifespan of like 80, but 90% of my population dies via "disappearance". So I have to assume only the elderly are dissidents.
RE: Nationstates - Clownpiece - 12-31-2017
Because big forests or something.
Simple solution: cut down all the forests
RE: Nationstates - Alexander Blakesley - 12-31-2017
Soon Atlea shall have the best Pizza delivery industrial capabilities in all of the Omniverse, ATLEA STRONK!
RE: Nationstates - Takanomiya Hijiri - 12-31-2017
(12-31-2017, 09:10 PM)The emperor of mankind Wrote: Why does 2.6% of my population die getting lost in the wilderness?
Just why?
That's nothin'.
3.4% of my population dies of Sunburn.