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Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Dean Winchester - 11-25-2015

Hilarious as always man!
frogc00l

Still a great lack of Dean, the people demand more Dean!! Though I should probably be careful in what I ask for.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Mami Tomoe - 11-25-2015

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Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Victor Wolfe - 11-25-2015

this was amazing, it just keeps getting better and better XD

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Yu Kanda - 11-25-2015

Laughing my ass off....pure brilliance

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Ganondorf - 11-25-2015

I sense a severe lack of Ganny D here. I am disappointed.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Simon - 11-25-2015

WHERE ARE MY PANTS

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Athena Myaló - 11-25-2015

How did I miss this for multiple days!? :psy: I guess I subsisted on leftover laughs from Session 4. ||D

Sharing a house with Gamzee... welp. Time to start cleaning up the horn piles and troll blood and never stop ever again. Ever. *sigh*

At first I thought the lady in the background of that picture was Sim!Athena and I was a bit nonplussed but then I saw her at the park and was like YISSSSS ||D ||D ||D.

What is this "festive" you speak of? Also, who says I need to eat? Also also YESSS Ruby and I are finally having that long-delayed discussion about transforming mechanical scythes! Or... stars... sure, whatever...

I swear Victor is going to have his head blown off sometime next session. Just Guu's face right there...
In fact, everyone's faces deserve a shout-out. :lol:

...

I guess Ruby was duly impressed by Adam's dumpster-diving skills?

The other one is *obviously* Dream Jade! Or Jadesprite... no not glowy enough. Maybe Past Jade. Or Future Jade.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Tearen Wover - 11-27-2015

DID I HEAR YOU WANTED DEADN MOTHER OF GOD WINCHESTER?!


YOU ARE GOING TO GET HIM WHETHER





OMSMS SESSHUIN &&&&&&77







...but first, let's visit the town hospital, because oh my god what is happening.


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Looks like a bunch of Primes and townies are hanging out listening to Confusedamus: Confusedamus: ARANS SICK JAMS Confusedamus: Confusedamus:

Straz likes what he sees.






BUT NOT WHAT HE HEARS GOD DAMN SAMUS GET SOME LESSONS.






...alright. Let's head over to LAW and see what the most sensible house in town is doing.



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Looking tranquil so far.


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Hmm...so yes well okay.

Ganondorf just whipped the shit out of a random lunch lady in their house while she fantasizes about Thaal.



why do you freaks of nature always have to prove me wrong.






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What...what is this? I did not give these people a dog. Why is there a french bulldog puppy in the house.


It's name...


they named it...


QT LITTLE DOG.


LADIES AND GENTLEMANZ I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP.






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Oh my my! Looks like the beat up lunch lady decided to stick around LAW house to tube up on her shows. Dean took notice.







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Assessing...



Eh. Fuck it.


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Aw, tough luck dude.

Hey you like classic rock right?

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Oh don't even pretend to feel bad.







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Uh huh.





What's Ganondork doing?



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Nice...pants?






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Oh yes I see. Decided to attend an eating contest did we?

You're probably pretty well suited for that, being a pig warlock and all.


It'd be real embarrassing if you lost.









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But we can't see that, so let's check back on DEAN MOTHERFUCKING WINCHESTER.

Goin for a jog. Oh come on dude. I need results for these people.

Look at them.

Waiting to bust a gut and you're doing some cardio?

I swear...


Well if we're going to watch boring people, might as well watch Thaal.


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Uh huh. So Thaal turned invisible.

Invisithaal is now a thing.


Why is the book he's reading now under the couch?




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Thaal?


Thaal? Are you okay? Are you down there?



Thaal?

Thaal?!


THAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!




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Gandondorf lost.


Oh my god that shirt.


#TRUEWARLOCK






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Kinda exhausted, eh Dean? I guess that's what happens when you decide jog to the GRAVEYARD on the OTHERSIDE OF TOWN.


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Did you just shit out a spiky blue rock?


Oh that was already there. Whatever, I command you to grab it.





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Yadda yadda yadda you hate this bitch yadda y-

Is that...

Daaante? Confusedmug:







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This was inevitable. C'mon Dante sack up.






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Attaboy, you tell that demonic sunnavabitch who's boss.

THATS YOUR JOB ANYWAY, YEAH?


fuck





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OH ITS HAPPENING.









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:pink:


but also


OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



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And that's how that went down.

Way to beat a man up in front of his dog Dean.







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OH NOW you decide you dislike one another.




OH. Uh. Hello Officer Harley. Just two gentlemen having a civil discussion abou-


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"PULLING YOUR LIPS UP OVER YOUR EYEBALLS YA BLEACH HAIRED PIT STAIN."




"SHUT YOUR SMUG FACE BEFORE I FEED YOU THAT LAME ASS WRIST TATTOO"





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Sowwy Offisuh Jade. Dean is vewy vewy sowwy.


Dean immediately begins flirting with Lieutenant Harley.


Turns out she and Dante are a couple.



CLONE JADE REALLY STICKS UP FOR HER MAN


ALSO?



RREEAAAALLLY GOOD AT HER JOB.



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snap cut to puppy. Sorry.

QT Little Dog.©







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Dean made some suck ass waffles.







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I guess Invisthaal decided to be polite and have some too.


This is incredibly silly.







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Oh! Looks like Thaal turned visible when he went to sleep.








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ON THE FRONT BALCONY.


WHAT

IS YOUR




PROBLEM??






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You know I'd like to say this is adorable but I also get the feeling Thaal could easily...well...you know. Be Thaal about it.





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OH HEY THERE LUNCH LADY. YOU WANT A GO ON THE TREADMILL? THAATTS TOOOOO BADD.



These are the consequences for not putting out for dean. :frog:






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Oh shit. Concrete Fart is showing up.






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Oh you want the treadmill too huh?

Yeah everyone wants what DEAN WINCHESTER has.


:frog:


...anyway.





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GET IN LINE CLOWNS.





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Oh! Atonement and Adam are here to with...uh...


With Victor's main gf.



uh.




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So apparently this is just an outfit Athena Wears sometimes in public.




Ganondorf has no idea why this blind chick is talking to him and delaying him from getting to another eating contest.

It can't get worse than this.


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:0) sUp.






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oH ShIt. lEmMe sCoPe tHiS SwEeT LiZaRd bRo rEaL QuIcK.






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ABORT MISSION.


GANONDORF OFFLINE.






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Oh I guess Victor IS here with his girlfriend.

Hey Vic, I think Trixie wants to use the weights, couldja maybe be a gentleman and slide on outta there?




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Trixie is pleased by the athletic struggles of Lunch Lady.






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OH I GET IT. I SEE HOW IT IS.

CANT BE GIVING TRIXIE NO PREFERENCE WHEN YOUR MAIN SQUEEZE IS HERE.

WATCH YOUR BACK WOLFE.






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So as it turns out, Thaal commutes by taking a car pool to within a block of the LAW house and then jogging the rest of the way.






SINESTROS EVERYBODY LETS GIVE HIM A HAND.






where's tartaros when you need him?







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Greeting tiny canine. I trust you are adequate and require no additional care?



Good.

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Thaal makes Ganondorf's bed every single day.

It's hard to figure out who takes top rank in the pecking order around here.




Meanwhile...

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Well, since Wolfe is so busy hogging the weights, Dean might as well make a move on his lady.





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Oop! Ooop! Gaining some ground here!






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Er...it's hard to be sexy when ADAM GAITE IS BREATHING HEAVILY JUST A FEW INCHES AWAY.


GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE A CHIHUAHUA TRYING TO MATE WITH A PASTRAMI SANDWICH



AHH GOD MY MENTAL EYES.



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"For my first move, I will detonate a nuclear warhead on the board."

"That is not a valid play, Dragmire."

"You lack vision, Sinestro."


*sigh*.

I got nothin.


















DEAN WINCHESTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR







now STOP bugging me about him. :wat:

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Ruby Rose - 11-27-2015

I'm honestly surprised Useless Bitch made no appearance that round XD

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Dean Winchester - 11-27-2015

I love these things, they are the best.

Though... We need more of these, like this one here! All Dean, all the time!

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Jade Harley - 11-27-2015

You go, cop Jade! :'D

qt dog omg

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Dean Winchester - 11-27-2015

Jade Harley Wrote:You go, cop Jade! :'D

qt dog omg


Thaal totally named him >.>

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Simon - 11-27-2015

Nealaphh Wrote:So in order to give the Prime household, I had to make a Jade clone who owned a dog (Bec) and a cat (Ulhar). I evicted the old Jade and put this new one in her place (new and improved with stripe stockings and red slippers) along with Bec and Ulhar...
I think I figured out where the 'clone' Jade is coming from, Neal. The question is, who is the real clone?

In other news DANTE WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING NO PANTS!? WHY ARE YOU ENGAGED WITH THE OTHER JADE THAT IS NOW ALSO A POLICEWOMAN? I APPROVE OF YOU KICKING DEMON ASS BUT IT KIND OF LOSES SOMETHING WHEN YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Ganondorf - 11-27-2015

Detonating a nuclear warhead is ALWAYS a valid move.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Athena Myaló - 11-27-2015

Oh my gosh, the thing with Thaal under the couch and the elevator music just killed me. ||D

Atheeeennaaaaaaa, keep your blindfold-glasses onnnnnnnnnnn! D||

And Dean's "assessment" face needs to be a meme. Just saying.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Kakashi Hatake - 11-28-2015

That LAW chess banter is perfect. I LAW-led.

I'll see myself out.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Dawnika Snow - 11-28-2015

Name: Akame

Traits: Natural Cook, Ambitious, Daredevil, Good, Perfectionist

Favorites: Color; Black, Food; Tri-tip Steak, Music; Electronica

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Moon - 11-28-2015

Huh. Where'd Dawson go?


Also, amazing as always!

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Okor - 11-28-2015

Glorious. I do hope Okor pops in to punch someone in the face soon.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Roger Smith - 11-28-2015

Nealaphh Wrote:Er...it's hard to be sexy when ADAM GAITE IS BREATHING HEAVILY JUST A FEW INCHES AWAY.


GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE A CHIHUAHUA TRYING TO MATE WITH A PASTRAMI SANDWICH



AHH GOD MY MENTAL EYES.

I laughed extremely hard. Luckily I didn't make myself sick this time, but it was a near thing.

Looking forward to more insanity, as always.