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Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Samus Aran - 03-02-2014
Dude, Harry. If I get the artefact, I'll totally let you borrow it sometime. We can check it out over a beer together back in Edinburgh.
(not even joking)
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
You know what, Harry? I'm sorry. That was mean. However, I feel obliged to remind you that the arrival of Ganon was what allowed Samus to have the back-up necessary to be able to use her Missile Barrage. Once again, I saved the day.
Also, dark magicks... yeah. Sometimes you have to do evil for the greater good. Capiche?
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
You can't believe Samus. She's commited so much genocide they should have made Ridley the hero of the game.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Samus Aran - 03-02-2014
If I get the artefact, everyone gets a ride. On the dragon.
I mean hypothetically, if the artefact allows you to summon a dragon. Which it may or may not.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
Samus + dragon? That doesn't even make sense bro. But Ganondorf on a dragon? Comon. You know that's way more awesome.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Harry Dresden - 03-02-2014
That's how it starts. Dark magic is addicting. First you use it for a really good reason, and it feels so good that you just have to do it next time you have a problem that it could solve, even if there are other ways to go about it. Then you find yourself using it more and more, and soon you're going out of your way for more power, more blood, more dark magic. Before you know it, the magic is using you instead.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
Maybe for weaker men than I. Just take a look at my avatar. Is that the face of a man who is used? Or one who uses?
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Samus Aran - 03-02-2014
Ganondorf Wrote:Samus + dragon? That doesn't even make sense bro. But Ganondorf on a dragon? Comon. You know that's way more awesome.Dude, it'd be way cathartic. Maybe it'd help her get over her PTSD and such.
... It would also be METAL AS FUCK. Come on, Power Suited lady on top of a dragon.
Also, STOP POSTING WHILE I'M POSTING YOU JERKS
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Harry Dresden - 03-02-2014
You sound just like a man I knew, once. He got swallowed up by his own power long before he said that, though. He's dead now, to a demon that he summoned to kill me. I may have had something to do with that.
EDIT: SAMUS STAHP
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Proto Man - 03-02-2014
Vote for Proto Man! He uses his powers to help the poor and downtrodden. And also to track down renegade robots.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
Samus Aran Wrote:Also, STOP POSTING WHILE I'M POSTING YOU JERKS
Never! Also, it'd be WAY more awesome for Ganondorf to be up there. Ruling the lands from the back of his flying death reptile. Especially considering the viciousness presented thus far by the beasts.
Harry: I know that guy. He was a loser. That's why I kill- I mean, that's why that DEMON killed him.
Yeah.
Don't vote for Proto! He uses his powers to suck!
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Harry Dresden - 03-02-2014
Says the strongest person on the entire site. You don't need an Artefact, you have a 3rd SP.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Samus Aran - 03-02-2014
Samus Aran Wrote:If I get the artefact, everyone gets a ride. On the dragon.I'm still surprised Jeff didn't pick up on this. Must be distracted by being a father or whatever.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
I picked up on it. That's what led me to assume that the dragon was the artifact. Of course, I could be wrong.
And yes. Yes I am.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
A vote for Ganondorf is a vote for Freedom, Light , and Justice!
Statements presented in this post may or may not be factual. In fact, any vote for Ganondorf will likely result in oppression, tyranny, and darkness.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Harry Dresden - 03-02-2014
*casts magnifying spell on small text*
Quote:Statements presented in this post may or may not be factual. In fact, any vote for Ganondorf will likely result in oppression, tyranny, and darkness.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
*casts shrinking spell on Harry's balls.*
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Proto Man - 03-02-2014
Harry Dresden Wrote:Says the strongest person on the entire site. You don't need an Artefact, you have a 3rd SP.
Psh, that's only cause I have the most obstacles to overcome. I have a fascist dictatorship to destroy. I need to have lots of pew pew.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Ganondorf - 03-02-2014
You only have to overthrow a dictatorship. I have to establish one. That's WAY harder.
Re: Event: Rage of the Rathalos - Samus Aran - 03-02-2014
Ganondorf Wrote:I picked up on it. That's what led me to assume that the dragon was the artifact. Of course, I could be wrong.Nah, it's that I had to append 'On the dragon' to the sentence at all. Well, maybe I did anyway.
And yes. Yes I am.
... Everyone gather round while I explain the joke