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Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Printable Version

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Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Athena Myaló - 11-22-2015

So many very dramatic plot twists! But mostly more wacky Sim misadventures. ||p

On a related note, goodness me. There are now, what, 10, 11 Primes waiting for entry? I think we need another giant house. =o=

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Roger Smith - 11-22-2015

I am incredibly confused but also incredibly amused. Never stop.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Tearen Wover - 11-23-2015

OMNISAMS SESSHUN 5












Right, so, anyway, Demetri, how's that reconnaissance at Tartaros' house going?


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Princethief this is no time to be watching Jeopardy but I guess it's nice you're getting along with Tartaros after **** blocking his booty call.






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Whatever, might as well go steal something from the LaPrime household while you're out and about. I'm sure Samus doesn't expect a thing. In fact, based on the look on her face, I'd surmise she's not even sure this is her house.






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It is though. Just get in and out before either one of the child abominations notices you.






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Too late, Guu is on to your bullshit! :guu:



Whatever, Demetri can handle himself. Let's see what's going on at home.

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Looks like the pool shower broke down and is spraying water everywhere. Ruby, I admire your dedication to cleaning up diligently but maybe

you

should

turn off the water first?





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Jade Clone and some other stripe loving woman talking about photos, I guess. Who's that walking by though?




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It's Kakashi on a date nice evening picnic trip with Dante!

Bec is...there too.



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Demetri is back from Guu's house with some stolen hard earned property! There's Tartaros' Demetri's mirror and Guu's Demetri's end table!






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Why so glum, Mammers? Are you sad to have to share the same bus stop with Guu?

I dunno, I got nothing else I just liked this picture.





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Looks like Ruby decided to pay a visit to the new neighbors in town! Gamzee, Luger and Athena sure do have a nice pad!




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It's so nice, in fact, that she passed out right on the floor! Wow! Gamzee please do not look so excited about that!



In other news, upon hearing that a bunch of new Primes had moved into the Sim Verse, Nealaphh decided to throw another party!

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Looks like things are already getting off to a great start! Dante and Doomguy already want to kill each other! Though it's nice to see that Tartaros is back to looking like the trundling grunge muffin I designed him to be. I guess he only needs to keep up appearances when his incredibly hot girlfriend is around.


She'll find out eventually, dude.



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Wow! All of NB is here and Tartaros and Victor are standing within ten feet of each other and not reciprocating murder blows! But uh...Athena...


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Athena if you didn't want to come to the party you could have just said so. You are not helping the festive atmosphere.






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Aw! Looks like Mammers showed up and goaded Sasquatch into giving her a hug! I'm honestly not sure what his face is evoking right now, but Gilgamesh approves, apparently!


Let's see how Mami feels about it.



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I don't want to get too lewd here but I'd say she's excited.





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That or she just cut one and is hoping Sasuke doesn't notice.







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Wow! Throwing parties sure is exhausting! Nealaphh just had to pass right the fuck out!





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This is a nice picture so let's just enjoy it. Also? GO HOME TO READ YOUR STUPID GODDAMN BOOKS. AT LEAST EAT SOMETHING!!





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Hrm! Looks like Doom Guy is giving his superior officer, Trixie, a proper salute! Good! Trixie literally does not care at all!





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Victor whatever you are doing, I cannot recommend you do it any further because Guu has that look like she's gonna eat a bitch.




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Okay so you're laughing at Guu but pointing at Nealaphh? Okay, uh, you go, dude.






HE KNOWS




Also Luger and Gilgamesh chatting like birds. Likely. Yeah.



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You know Dante Sim seems to be a lot more cultured than IC Dante. Also, way to creep on your boyfriend Sand Castle there, Mami.







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You know, young girls seem to have an uncanny fascination with Nealaphh's cooking skills.


I feel uncomfortable about it.







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Why the fuck is everyone passing out around here? Trixie, stop laughing at the man and get him some water or something.





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Oh come on girls. Mami wants to go on the swings! Do you have to talk DIRECTLY in front of them? And Demetri, stop being a monumental man child and let the girl take a turn.



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BUT ITS PUURREE BLIIISSSSSSSSS






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BlIlIlIlIlIlIlIsSsSsSsS 80D





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Maybe Gilgamesh can break up this nonsense...




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Gilgermash 2 sneak 4 u Athena.





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CHOKE ON MAH SUPPRESSION NATCH!




what an asshole.


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Okay Athena you don't need to have a heart attack about it.




At least Ruby and Athena aren't talking any more. Maybe now Mami can-


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OH FOR FUCK SAKE.







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Wow, everyone is suddenly pissed off, although, I think maybe for Adam that is his natural state. He just wants to use the bathroom though! Who's been in there for so long?!





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Alright, finally! Sorry Guu, Adam just needs to...






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Okay Guu, you can leave now. Adam has to perform excretionary actions.



(BTW ATHENA LOVING DAT PARTY THO)





(WAT.)


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OH COME ON GUU.







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Wow. Where'd everyone go all of a sudden?




Sounds like someone's on the swings though. Is Demetri still being a creepazoid?


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No! Could...could it be?







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YES.






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YESSSSS.






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PPUURRRREE BLIISSSSSSSSSS


MOTTHHEERR FUCCKKERRRRRRSSS


SSSSSSSSS

SSS







-fin-

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Ruby Rose - 11-23-2015

*hides behind Neal* I'LL FORGIVE YOUR CREEPINESS IF YOU SAVE ME FROM THE CLIWN WEIRDO!

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Roger Smith - 11-23-2015

wow, Adam managed to not be the most boring person again. except no he was still boring as shit. Some strange sorcery is a foot, methinks.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Trixie - 11-23-2015

LMAO Ahahahahahah pure gold.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Marcus Wright - 11-23-2015

Weird, Sim Luger talking to sim gilgamesh? Huh.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Gamzee Makara - 11-23-2015

my god, Gamzee's face on the swing made me lose my shiz. in fact, Gamzee's face in general trips me out on this xD

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Moon - 11-23-2015

Freaking.

Marvelous.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Jade Harley - 11-23-2015

Oh my gosh, the swings :frog:

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Simon - 11-23-2015

"Looks like things are already getting off to a great start! Dante and Doomguy already want to kill each other!"
This is accurate.

Strangely enough, the weird part to me isn't that Dante is being oddly cultured - it's that he's apparently making friends with all of the ninja sims. I mean, both Kakashi and Saucekay? What are you up to, Son of Sparda?

also FUCK YEAH SWING BLISS

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Guu - 11-24-2015

Good to see Guu never lost her troll spirit! :guu:

Thanks for this! <3

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Tearen Wover - 11-24-2015

OMNISIMS SESSION 5 or.... 6 WHATEVER





















THE ROMANCE SESSION








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We open on an idyllic scene of Adam Gaite practicing his dumpster diving skills. Ever since the Sim Government fried his computer during a hack attempt, he's been DESPERATE to pull an income



until Jade gets around to fixing his damn computer. DO AS I SAY JADE SIM.





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But hey, at least he got here before the crowd showed up. Apparently this the best Dumpster in town.




these are the times we live in.





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Meanwhile, it seems that Mami is over visiting the NB household. It's uh...it's getting late though Sand Crab says he has to go...home.







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Ah well. Don't take it personally Mami; that's just how Squid Diddle is.





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BUT HEY YOU COULD ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH VICTOR!!!!







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Ever since finally oh my god getting a job, Ruby has been hanging out at Jade and Mami's morning underwear parties as they wait for their rides to work/school.


I'd say the regulars have mixed feelings about the new girl.



I would....too...





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Hey Heyy! You KNOW Victor digs chicks in uniform. What? Girlfriend? Yeah he has two or three, so what?








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Ah who are we kidding, Trixie doesn't care. They decide to catch a movie! Thank GOD Gamzee is not going to be in there with them.







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A few hours later and it's dinner time! Wow Victor, you sure know how to clean up!



:.| what an ass put on a tie or something for the lady.






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Oh hooooo! Lookee here!




What is going to happen next!



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GET OUTPLAYED SUCKAS! CHECK OUT THIS SWEET PIC OF ADAM STARGAZING INTO A POOL SIGN IN HIS UNDERWEAR WHILE NEALAPHH READS A BOOK IN BED IN ITS UNDERWEAR




YOU FUCKS ARE WEIRD AS SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD.



Talk about a mistake! Back to Trixie and Victor we go!


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Well this is surprisingly tender!

I'd almost be moved if they both weren't evil as shit.




Wait, who is Jade talking to??



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OH MY GOOD WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOOOTTT TOUCH EACHOTHER THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE.









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WHY IS A HORSE COMING OUT OF CONCRETE FART SOMEONE EXPLAIN.





WHERES ADAM I KNOW THAT JAUNDICED MOTHERFUCKER HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.


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Okay seriously cut it out. This is getting weird.







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OR YOU COULD GO ON A SEXY DATE I GUESS. I SWEAR TO FUCK I DID NOT MAKE THEM DO THIS.




also adam geez is that seriously your best outfit? Just your usual hoody with some grey jeans?


ccccmonn duuuuddee. Like....


c'mon.





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Oh shit, hello Samus, Luger, Dante, Guu and random townies.



Wait a minute.


LUGER AND SAMUS GETTING IN MAD GUITAR STREET SHOWDOWN.





TOO BAD THEY BOTH SUCK.






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For the sanity of myself and all living creatures, I plead to you both to keep it wholesome in here.






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Hey DEMETRI! MIGHT NOT GET TOO MUCH SLEEP T-




...why are you doing jumping jacks with a salad bowl?








...why....




...why are you doing jumping jacks with a salad bowl?






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DEMETRI. DEMETRI NO.

YOU DONT GET TO FREAK OUT I GET TO FREAK OUT.

EXPLAIN.

JUST.

EXPLAIN.




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MAMI. WHAT. DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TELL ME NOW.

WHAT IS HAPPENING SALAD HANDS?????????




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OMG GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE YOU HORN DOGS EXPLAIN SALAD HANDS PLZ.








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OR YOU KNOW I GUESS YOU COULD JUST RUT LIKE FILTHY BEASTS ILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO EXPLAIN SALAD HANDS.







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Hell sensible people. Do those books have anything about the phenomenon of salad hands?




Egh. Geez. Maybe I should just let it go. It's just a glitch clearly.








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ITS STILL THERE I CANT IGNORE IT NOPE.







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CEASE THIS AT ONCE. DEMETRI PUT THE FUCKING SALAD DOWN.




...



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...nice slippers Shark Skate.




I'm done.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Ruby Rose - 11-24-2015

I'm done, I lost all sanity as soon as I saw Ruby and Adam together... I mean THERE WAS NO FUCKING LEADUP!!!

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Roger Smith - 11-24-2015

I am at a loss for words. Literally, I have no words to offer.

Also the entire salad hands thing made me laugh so hard I threw up. So there's that.

Don't ever stop, god-mind.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Trixie - 11-24-2015

I was howling with laughter. Tears in my eyes. This is the best thing ever.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Ada Wong - 11-24-2015

oh my gosh

oh my gsoh

Edit: -casually forgets to switch to Jade account :frog: .-

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Jade Harley - 11-24-2015

I am legitimately crying over here

these tears, they are so legit and filled with so much laughter

incredible.

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Demetri Malius - 11-25-2015

SOMEONE PUT SUPER FLUE ON MY STOLEN SALAD. THOSE FUCKERS. :rage: I SHALL CONTINUE AS NORMAL OUT OF SPITE

Re: Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition - Moon - 11-25-2015

Ech. I can't even anymore.