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Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from [s]Primes[/s] secondaries - Gildarts - 04-14-2015
Quote: The following Tweets are posted about Gildarts by the Secondaries of the Volcano Island (mob) after Gildarts blew up the volcano in the thread ‘Needless Carnage’ #VastlyDeep
PIRATE TALES
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
THE VOLCANO IS ERUPTING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! #fear #Omni’srage
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
Suddenly the shaking stopped! We’re saved, and the lava only hit @Frank’s cabbage cart. Poor Frank #Nocasualties #cartcasualties
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
It wasn’t the volcano! It was an outsider! HIS fault! A shipwrecked pirate with red hair and a black cloak! Everyone in town meet at the coastline courtyard for the fight of your life #defendtheisland
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
@Frank I think he’s a pirate of the Crimson Wave
#themoreyouknow #yourgoingtohell
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Mazuda Wait. WHAT happened to my cabbage?!
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
@Frank don’t shoot the messenger, shoot the b@$%*#! that did that to your cabbage cart #deadman
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! NOOOOO! MY CABBAGES!
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
@Frank R.I.P.
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
OKAY guys, the angry mob is FINALLY ready, where’s the darn pirate? #assemble #pitchforksandtorchestosaute
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
HOW COULD HE HAVE ESCAPED? That dirtbag will pay, Crimson Wave or not, even if I have to call the Empire to do it! #Onlydeathwillsuffice #citizensofVolcanoIslandwillbeavenged #mycabbage
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[/float]Sal of Volcano Island
@Frank no way #thaman #empirestrikes
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
@Sal you watch! #determined
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[/float]Sal of Volcano Island
@Frank Oh, I’ll watch alright #death
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[/float]CHIMICHANGAS
@Frank I saw him land on the island on the head of CRETUS! That’s right, the same deadly sea serpent that took out an entire Empire fleet! #Yerdead #revenge
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@CHIMICHANGAS he must be a prime—We as secondaries and natives to this island can’t just sit around and watch anyone with power stomp our homes and cabbage! All PRIMES must be stopped! #revolution
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
@Frank whoa man, don’t take this too far. It was just cabbage.
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[/float]Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda JUST CABBAGE? How could you say such a thing? This is about our RIGHTS as citizens of the Omniverse! Plus, it was MY cabbage. #beautifulcabbage
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[/float]Georgie Matzuda
@Frank it isn’t the Prime’s fault you parked it underneath a rock. Reblogging this. #idiots #fetishes
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@Georgie Matzuda You’ll see! All of you will! I’ll get my revenge on all the Primes that trapped us here! Not just this island, BUT THE WORLD! #deathtoprimes #powertothapeople #downwithomni #secondariesnotsecondarycitizens #mycabbage
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Eileen the Crow - 04-14-2015
Quote:Made during the initial trip during Four Tasks for the Chosen
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[/float]Chosen of Astora
Narrow path, do NOT try rolling
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[/float]Chosen of Astora
Gorgeous View, try jumping
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[/float]Chosen of Astora
All clear, nary troll or Wampa
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No Cobalt here, try again
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Gildarts - 04-19-2015
Quote: Posted by secondary guards of Impel Down and The Storm Troopers that captured Gildarts
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Just another normal day underwater. Man I wish I had taken that intern job in Camelot #floatingislands #hotwitches
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The pay ain’t great and I have to look at these ugly faces all day but when it all comes down to it, I got food on the table. #thankomniday
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Got a few new prisoners in today, man they are lucky the Admiral isn’t here to beat em’ in a greeting. But Sir Siege does a good job at that for him. #almostdeath
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@Behemoth’s at it again. That idiot -.- #nochance #failseverytime
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I wonder if Omni would ever give a secondary immortality, after all that Karl guy got pretty lucky and hit the jackpot. Maybe he would hire me if I applied? #experience #paradise #islandhotties
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The tiers below are a lot more dangerous than they seem, I lucked out and they gave me an easy job in comparison as to what is faced below. #tierone #security #hangout #passthepopcorn
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Anyone want some popcorn? #lonelyinthecavesofthedeep
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So I’m reading the new guy’s records. They have to be fabricated, this one says that one guy blew up a volcano? Nah, not real. One of those old Pirate Tales. Not even the Empire’s state-of-the-art cannons can do that. #callingyourlies
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These people are all wimps. My MOTHER could beat them with her pinkie toe! #beast #lovememother #shesapiratebutdonttelltheadmiral
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Truth is... One of the prisoners is dating my sister #shock #shame #noragrets
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I may or may not be drukn on duyt #brag #imepldown
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@BEHEMOTH THAT BASTARD!! Not again! #facepalm #youidiot #you’vedoneitthistime
Quote:The same trio of stormtroopers visiting martha’s shop in Costa Del Sol
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[/float]Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Martha’s shop who wants to have a tea party? #sadisticgrin
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[/float]Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
okay now we’ve searched all over the place, where is she? That Prime isn’t here to protect her so she is ours!#claimed #empireproperty #mine
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[/float]Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
What’s this? There’s a red bike here? Huh.. A basket... Paperboy? #clues #sherlockholmes #detective
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[/float]Stormtrooper Orange
OUCH! That had to hurt! Imagine a broom in that nook! Jeez this kid knows his stuff #Kidsnowadays #goodol’days #youthwastedontheyoung
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Don’t worry boss @Stormtrooper Gray: Leader we won’t tell HQ you got beat up by a ten year old #ha
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@Stormtrooper Orange you /just/ did #facepalm #shame #I’ll loose my rank for this
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@Stormtrooper Gray: Leader Naw boss, we’ll tell em’ it was that same Prime, ya know, the one that bribed you
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[/float]Stormtrooper Gray: Leader
@Stormtrooper Orange Don’t you remember we put him behind bars? #bravecitizens
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@Stormtrooper Orange I’m going to kill you. When you least expect it. #enraged #assassin
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@Stormtrooper Gray: Leader OH Yeah boss! He didn’t put up much of a fight, you sure it was the same dude? #badassesneverdie
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@Stormtrooper Orange What? Of course it was the same dude, I never forget a face, especially when I have clones with the same face. My observation skills are as keen as they come #Watson!
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@Stormtrooper Grey: Leader Oh sure they are boss, just like when they observed that broom to the ... Well.. no need to scar the kiddies minds who are reading this.
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@Stormtrooper Gray Its not good to put your assassination plots on the Dataverse. #andyoucallmeanidiot
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@Stormtrooper Orange Hey wait a minute, you underestimating my leadership skills? I’m the best that’s why we caught him! #empiresfinest
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@Stormtrooper Gray Who me? No.. never... #sarcasm #freedomofCENSORED
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[/float]Stormtrooper Orange: Leader
Wonder what that Prime is up to now? He DID get put in the worst prison in history. #ImpelDown #shouldn’tmesswithDeepTroopers #empirestrikes #dominance #Imthenewbossnow
Quote: Meanwhile at Impel Down...
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UGH! Won’t they turn off the alarm clock sirens already? I already ahve the worst hangover ever #thankomniforcoffee #kelpdoesn’thelp #thiskindofpain
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OH, so @Behemoth didn’t make the alarm go off this time, It was that other guy(lyingvolcanodude) or perhaps a rupture from outside. There are some aquatic threats down here. Hopefully the Admiral doesn’t find out about this... #kraken #davyjoneslocker
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[/float]Warden Siege
OW. Ever since the fresh meat came in my hand has been killing me! #typingwithonehand #opposablethumbs #stupidprisoners #icanstilltaserpeoplewithonehand
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OHSH*T We’ve sprung a leak! No prisoners escaped and it was a Tier one breach so we fixed it in record time #Saved #myjob #admiralwon’tcome
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Whew! There were no casualties in the break, thank goodness. That way I can beat the life out of them. Not sure how the two prisoners stayed submerged in the water for ten minutes until we retrieved them with scuba troopers. They must’ve held their breath #nomasksthough #callsherlock
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Hazing reminds me of my ol’ sorority days... #collegelyfe #alltheboysintheyard
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I get the best food down here, but it always takes the pizza man WAY longer than 30 min. to deliver #omniwhyyounosummon #secondarycitizens #problems #drama #coldpizzaisevil #notipbecauseI’Mevil
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WHAT THE HELL! The alarms are at it again! Stupid technology #malfunctions #empiresfinest
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YOU IDIOTS! The Admiral will have my head for this #thethreefearsofawarden #death #banishment #shame
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Doomguy - 04-24-2015
Quote:After Doomguy made the deal with LT. Jones
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[/float] Doomguy
So, I've spent the last few days living with stormtroopers. They have a barracks down on 6th's street, next to the coffee shop.
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Thought, you know, learn about them, get to know them. They are soldiers, after all. Maybe they're not all that bad #understanding
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Nope, they are all assholes. Jackass city down here, population: about 200 dick weasels. In plastic white armor
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Surprise, the organisation that's called "the Empire" is full of corrupt, angry bullies with superiority complexes #notsurpried
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[/float] Doomguy
A few people who have been following me since my argument with Guu have been asking about merchandise
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I do not plan on selling anything, stop asking. I really don't need the money. I'm getting out of Pee-wee's Playhouse ASAP.
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I just realized no one's going to get that reference
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Gildarts - 05-02-2015
Quote: Defeated Sea Goddess
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Darn that @Gildarts! I will get my revenge! #defeatedbutnotdead #thisisntevenmyfinalform
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@Cretus I can now see how you have changed your ways but do not expect me to be so lenient on a mere landweller #gavel #revenge
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@Cretus I swear when HE did the unimaginable and then told me his name, this human song came to mind. #sympathyforthedevil
Quote: Behemoth’s thoughts as he travels in search of his daughter. (He wants to use twitter without tipping off the empire so his name is now encoded with an alias)
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@Dumbledore There are Dementors in the ‘Deep. #Thoughtyououttaknow
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@Ursula that Prime has the power to shake the heavens #betterwatchoutOmni
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@Gildarts good luck on your journey. You will need it.
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Now I shall find my daughter and return to my homeland #finallyfree #empirecanthaveme
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So.. Anyone know a Pirate Crew by the name of The Crimson Wave? #curious #whatsthisaboutavolcano?
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Once I find the treasure map I can follow the trail back to my daughter #goldandluck
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Strange things, oranges are
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A landweller just asked me “Is scurvy life threatening?” #imasayyes
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I wonder how my frozen friend is doing right now... #LOL #sentthatprimetofreeze #hopeheslaughingtoo #nohardfeelings
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I hate the color ____
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You’ll never find me in a dungeon like that again! #dungeoninthedeep
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UGH this mission is taking forever. Maybe I’ll eat that devil fruit people have been talking thinking about.
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Whatcha think @Gildarts? Next time I see you I’ll have a powerup-Maybe even be stronger than you!#evil #boasting #Jk #secondary
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@Gildarts LOL hows that exile going prime? #eventheomniversehastimezones
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Lemme tell you this, they don’t call it the FROZEN fields for nothing.
Quote:Posted by the trolls of Zul’Guran after a device was found on the body of a dead traveler and still functioned. The device was brought to the bar where the trolls played with it.
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Send
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GRAAAR
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MU FONGERS ARR TOO BUG FIR TIS
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With this device! We cn’ rule the verses! #Graar!
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[/float]Grandad Troll
This is something we can use to speak to the gods! Let us DEFEATTHEDWARVES!
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We Trolls now have superior technology-thatofthegods- and can take back the entire fields!
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[/float]Troll 1
This things useless. Doesn’t even serve ale. #lame #ratherhaveapint
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What’s that @Troll 1, A hashtag? Oh this must come with some sort of manual #technologyandyouth
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Ugh, hand it here, I’ll show you. #newbs
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Huzzah, We shall now coat our new weapons with the blood of our enemies! #whosupforbattle?
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Can’t believe you sent @Droggle off with that Prime! They’re both dead! #onelessmouthtofeed
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[/float]Grandad Troll Champion
Pesky human. He’ll be my lunch. #crunchybones
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NOO! @Gildarts save my honor and let me loose my life in battle.
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My grandtroll will be the next champion, and once he becomes his best, hes coming for you @Gildarts
Quote: Ambrosia secondaries comment on the mysterious arrival of a promising new prime, as he enters... the Tangled Green!
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@Trisha Stop over-reacting #tangledgreen
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@Nama IM NOT. HE SRLSY... I could have sworn these trees were completely uprooted!
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@Trisha Maybe he put them back for you? #sarcasm #mysisterhallucinates
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@Nama Im not lying! #truth
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@Trisha he totally suits you. #lovebirds
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@Nama you say that about every man that comes into town!
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@Trisha That’s bcs you could date any of them.
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Tall, dreamy, AND gorgeous #gethitched
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Monkey D. Luffy - 05-04-2015
Quote:Posted after Team Mugiwara defeated the Hariyama Hammers.
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[/float]Host Blaziken
The Grand Fighting Festival kicked off with a mighty blow! I'm not sure which's sustained more damage, Hariyama's body or his pride! #GFF
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[/float]Sumoman Hariyama
So humiliated, losing to that homo-sapien! Me, an elite master, beaten by a puny human! Argh! My undefeated streak is tarnished!
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@Karateman Sawk @Judoman Throh How could you disgrace the team name with such an embarrassing loss?! Honestly, against a clown and a guy in a scuba suit?? Shameful!
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@Sumoman Hariyama You're one to talk, you big oaf. We feel bad enough as it is, but Throh and I fought as a unit. We just need to train harder. #teamspirit
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@Karateman Sawk He's just bitter because he got TKO'd by a rubber band. Even that sly prick Scrafty performed better. #sorrynotsorry
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Taken into custody today, the hoodlum Scrafty will remain in chains until further notice for willful misconduct. Keep it clean folks! #GFF
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@Judoman Throh Shaddap! By the way, either of you heard from him? I think Chief Emboar plans to hold him a few more days to teach him a lesson.
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@Sumoman Hariyama Who cares? He's a bad egg, and we never should've let him join our squad.
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@Karateman Sawk Only reason we obliged was 'cause he offered to pay for refurbishing the dojo. Never expected the money was from a damn robbery of his.
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@Sumoman Hariyama @Karateman Sawk @Judoman Throh While I cannot discuss his sentence publicly, Scrafty is being brought up on numerous other charges including burglary and kidnapping.
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@Chief Emboar Serves him right. Little pipsqueak has sullied the sanctity of our GFF. Keep 'em locked up, or let me get a crack at the thievin' thug.
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Pika Pi! He's a sore loser with no spark. I'm glad Lopunny put him in his place. She's adorable yet vigorous. Captivatingly energetic!
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[/float]Fleur-De-Roserade
@Pikachuuu Vrai, I must agree. Lopunny is a magnifique beautè. So nimble and full of grace. A remarkable candidate for our danseur équipe.
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What's done is done. Time to go drown my sorrows in some pokepuffs.
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I must double my efforts and push my body to the limit. #discipline
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[/float]Judoman Throh
Hittin' the gym and gettin' it in! #beastmode
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@Fleur-De-Roserade How about after today's matches we go off and have some berry juice? My treat! Maybe later you can show me some new dance moves!
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@Fleur-De-Roserade Did my last tweet not go through?
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I think she's ignoring me. -.- #rejectedforlife
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@Host Blaziken Sucks to suck! Bahahaha. She's a bit out of yer league bro. I'll grab a drink with ya!
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That obnoxious bird brain never gives up does he? Geheheh. Points for persistence though chicken head.
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from a Princess - Guu - 05-08-2015
Quote:Made after sending Gildarts on a quest.
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I’m slowly easing into this leader role. had to deal with new town members today. #busy
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@EgregiousInquisitor No one unusually. Just some people to help around the town. #goodguys
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Had to punish one teen. Drove a vehicle in one of my vehicles.
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Don’t worry, I wasn’t too harsh on her. #Poodletreatment
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Ok, how is “#Poodletreatment” already a thing?
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I think I’ll just accept it. I see to do an alright job with it so far… hopefully #doubt
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Though, we’ll have to get a lot more citizens here if we want it to survive #harshtruth.
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Oh, my photographer quit. What a shock. #sarcasm
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In all seriousness, I hope you don’t mind no new t-shirts for a while #ohwell
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@Doomguy Yeesh, remind me to make sure any guards under my rule don’t wind up like that. #suckydictators
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@Doomguy Then again, I guess a group as vast as the empire has a hard time keeping their entire army in check… #micromanagement
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@Doomguy Remind me to build a “Peewee’s Playhouse” room to my mansion. I’m into weird shit. #mebeingme
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A lot of buzz from Cinnabar Island. I haven’t paid them much attention since that twitter battle.
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Seems like a fun competition. That rabbit girl is cute.
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Who’s this “Karl Jak” I keep hearing about? #clueless
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@EgregiousInquisitor Dante’s Abyss?
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@EgregiousInquisitor Oh, so it’s like a Battle Royal kind of deal except with no age cap. Got it.
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Doubt I’ll participate in Dante’s Abyss. Don’t really care about prizes and I have enough fame from you guys. #guufamous
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@EgregiousInquisitor No sense talking me into it. Not going to happen. #final
OmniTwitter: Posts from a Princess 2 - Guu - 05-09-2015
Quote:Made after sending Gildarts on a quest.
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I got so many suggestions for games. I have to ask, are you guys trolling me? All the games have 1/10 on review sites...
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@EgregiousInquisitor So you guys basically want me to riff the hell out of it?
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Gonna launch me into space and make me play bad video games @MST3K
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I guess I have a rep for sarcasm. #typecasting
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@EgregiousInquisitor Bad voice acting you say? Well, I'm more onboard in that case. #sobaditsgood
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@EgregiousInquisitor Oh god that clip... #horrible
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@EgregiousInquisitor Was she like in the next room when she recorded that? I mean seriously...
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Well riffing video games is a lot safer than trolling world leaders, so that could be a good outlet.
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Does this universe have any good anime? I'm itching for anime.
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@EgregiousInquisitor Well yeah, I kind of figured they didn't have japan here, but there could be something.
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I was alway kind of a fan of magical girl anime.
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Then again, I kind of am one. #truthintelevision.
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Ambrosia needs an animation studio or something. #goodidea
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Maybe an Ambrosia version of hollywood down the line. #wishfulthinking
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Have a film crew to make my youtube video... #fantasy
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Back to business. #realitycheck
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@EgregiousInquisitor Oh yeah, I had a magic wand and everything.
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@EgregiousInquisitor Mostly used it to mess with people #troll4life
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@EgregiousInquisitor Not much injustice to fight in the area I lived.
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@EgregiousInquisitor Hey, the first rule of magical girl anime is all the bad guys come to you, not the other way around.
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Probably should check on that girl I punished earlier.
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Michael - 05-11-2015
Quote:The following tweets were made during the events of this post: http://omniverse-rpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&p=20775#p20775[float=left]
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Hey everyone, Aipom here with a PSA, THIS KID NEEDS HIS PARENTS! If you know this charmander or his parents, LET US KNOW! #grandfightingfestival
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Also if you want to find Charmander he’s here at Cinnabar with a human named Michael! Don’t worry, he’s decent for a human! #humanbabysitter #sillyhuman
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[/float]Buizel
@Aipom Oh no, that’s just awful! Poor thing :c #lostparents #sosad
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[/float]THEDAVE46964
@Aipom little twerp deserves it. pokemon are dumb #uncalledforracism #tryingtogetattention
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[/float]Typhlosion
@Aipom Oh my goodness, is that Charmander??? His family’s been missing for at least a week! #thankomni #closefamilyfriend
Quote:+ many other similar posts. too many individual icons to find.
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Deadpool - 05-13-2015
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[/float]Pepsiman
This Omniverse is very peculiar; I wonder if it has Pepsi.
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Stumbled upon a registration booth. I am not sure what it is here for, but there are no refreshments available to the thirsty line-waiters.
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This is an outrage--no Pepsi, or any other refreshments for that matter, anywhere in Nexus.
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I will find a way to quench the thirst that diseases this wretched Omniverse. Preferably, with Pepsi.
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Ciera Mist, Dr. Pepper, and Mountain Dew are also top choices to rid thirst.
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Anything other than Coca-Cola, or any of their cancerous products.
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[/float]Aero
DA, here we go again. Hopefully this time, I'll win.
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People have been asking how many DA's I've been in: 1, but this would make 2.
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@Aero Are you properly hydrated? Dehydration is key in any competition.
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@Pepsiman I'll be good. Keeping my thirst in check is the least of my problems.
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@Aero I would beg to differ.
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@Aero; @Pepsimanstfu! no one cares about you guys. You're fucking NPCs. Go kick rocks. #4thWall #ThisisDP #DP
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wtf?! Why is my avatar naked?! Where's my mask! Oh, I'm gonna get you, Baron. You sly fuck! *Runs and hides face*
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Gildarts - 05-14-2015
Quote:Gildarts reporting to Guu on status of the mission. Stationed at a Dataverse accessible port in Coruscant.
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[/float]Molly Mae
MOCHI ICE CREAM IS SOO YUMMY! #newthings #handheldicecream? #strawberryrevolutionary
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@Gildarts Can’t believe some Primes don’t know how to use twitter #Sassy #lame #yougon’learntodayboy #newb
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@Molly hey, I’m just a beginner okay? How do you work the mouse again? Or does it just move on its own?
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@Gildarts no no no, you Click a mouse, it doesn’t squeak.
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Yo! @Guu! Reporting from Coruscant with the help of a friend. (Don’t worry she doesn’t know)
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I’m getting the hang of this ! #Gildarts
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[/float]Molly Mae
@Gildarts you don’t hashtag your own name
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@Guu I sent you an email. #keepingthebossupdated #Gildarts
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[/float]Molly Mae
@Gildarts WHAT don’t I know?
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@Molly Why not?
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[/float]Gildarts
This is @Molly she is a master in all things Dataverse and informed me of the leak
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SUCCESS! Wow @Gildarts you are good at this. Really impressed me. Guess you do have a knack for winning. #life
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Grammy says that there’s even great technology in Coruscant’s lowest tiers.
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@Gildarts heading back home, see you in another life? #omniverse #primejoke
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Was that an earthquake? #Scary #shakingtyranny #rebel
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@Gildarts you okay? That Earthquake took down a few buildings a couple tiers down.
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He hasn’t responded. I wonder if I should check on him #worried
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Okay, its been three days, do you think he forgot to write?
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He’s definitely dead. #primes
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That or he forgot how to use the mouse #facepalm
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Oh well, I guess I won’t meet up with him after all
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Wow! Coruscant is amazing... Wish I could stay.
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I think I’ll go to the library before I go, see some of this elite tech in action! #informationbrokerforhire
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See ya @Gildarts
OmniTwitter: Animal Rescue - Guu - 05-14-2015
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[/float]Mina the Pig
Hey! I'm from the lost animal party! The one from the tangled? I picked up the phone! Still kind of lost here!
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[/float]Mina the Pig
Seriously, if you don't believe me, check my facebook, it has my status: https://www.facebook.com/minathepig/
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I wonder if the spirits are still out there. Lemme check!
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Oh! Still out there! #scary
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[/float]Sylvia du Noir
@Mina the Pig Hailing from Ambrosia, previously known as Langweilig. Is anyone hurt?
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@Sylvia du Noir Sophie was wounded a little from the monster attack, but nothing serious! Just cuts and stuff!
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@Mina the Pig We're looking into ways to get you out. Think you can hold out?
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@Sylvia du Noir Think so! #iwillsurvive
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@Mina the Pig Alright, we'll do whatever it takes!
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@Sylvia du Noir Great! I'll tell everyone! #happy
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[/float]Trisha
Ambrosia to the rescue! #ambrosiarepresent #ambrosiarules
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@Mina the Pig Wait, OMG! Are you actually a pig? O:
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@Trisha Yep indeedy!
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@Mina the Pig That's so cool! #soawesome
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@Mina the Pig Got any pics?
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@Trisha Well, here's an old one: https://www.facebook.com/minathepig/photos/pb.699630320052504
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@Mina the Pig OMG You're frikkin' cute!
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@Mina the Pig YOU'RE SO CUTE I COULD DIE! @.@
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@Trisha Please don't use the "D" word right now. ^^;
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@Mina the Pig Oh, hehe, sorry! ^^;
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[/float]Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Stop fooling around and help us find Guu!
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[/float]Sylvia du Noir
@Guu Where are you?!?
Quote:Mina the Pig ©Gaturo
OmniTwitter: Animal Rescue Part 2 [M] - Guu - 05-14-2015
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@Mina the Pig So what’s it like being a pig?
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@Trisha Oh it’s great! I’m all pink and stuff! #pigsrule
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@Mina the Pig Do you have a lover? #youknowwhatImean
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@Trisha Well yes! I do!
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@Mina the Pig Is it true that pigs have corkscrew penises? #needtoknow
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@Trisha Couldn’t tell ya! I wouldn’t know!
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@Mina the Pig But you said you had a lover!
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@Trisha Never said a MALE lover… #dontswingthatway
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@Trisha Nor did I say she was a pig…
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@Mina the Pig OMG! #shock
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@Mina the Pig Who are you dating? #gossip
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@Trisha Linda! She’s a bunny. You saw her in the picture I showed you!
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@Mina the Pig A bunny? <333
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@Mina the Pig OMG! I looked again! She’s so cute!
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@Trisha Yeah, Colita is the best!
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@Trisha You know what? I’ll just hand the phone over to her. Her twitter is @bonita
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@Trisha Hello
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@Bonita Hey Linda!
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@Trisha My name’s Bonita.
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@Bonita But she said your name is Linda!
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@Trisha Sigh #facepalm
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@Bonita is it true rabbits have corkscrew penises?
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@Trisha …WTF?
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[/float]Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Why aren’t you helping us? We’re kind of busy here!
Quote:Mina the Pig & Bonita the Bunny ©Gaturo
OmniTwitter: Animal Rescue Part 3 - Guu - 05-15-2015
Quote:Made just before Guu goes on a quest to save some animals.
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@Mina the Pig I’m here. Lost travellers need saving?
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@Guu Yes! Still out here! You’re going to send a rescue team?
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@Mina the Pig No need, I’ll come for you myself. Just stay put.
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@Guu You’re coming in alone? 0.0
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@Mina the Pig Trust me, it’s safer this way. I know what I’m doing.
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@Guu Wow! Guu the badass hero! That’s our princess! #soawesome
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@Trisha Save the accolades for when I have those travelers back on safe grounds.
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@Guu Sorry ^^;
Quote:Mina the Pig ©Gaturo
OmniTwitter: Posts from Ambrosians - Guu - 05-16-2015
Quote:Made just after she left the Dante’s Abyss lobby.
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I’m making my official announcement, I will be participating in Dante’s Abyss.
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I know I said otherwise not long ago, but I had a change of heart.
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@Guu You’re going to be AWESOME out there your highness! #soawesome
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Oohhh I can’t wait for this thing! #dantesabyss
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@Guu Best of luck! I’ll be watching for ya!
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@Guu I don’t know you all too well, but you did save our lives so I’ll be rooting for you at least.
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@Bonita Aww, you could do better than that Bonana!! #cheerleader
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@Mina It’s Bonita… It’s literally in my screenname.
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[/float]Sylveon
@Guu I look forward to photographing you again when you get back!
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[/float]Aromatisse
@Guu You look amaze in your most recent Promotional material. OMG #beautiful
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[/float]Whimsicott
@Guu You know who my money is on! Good luck!
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@Whimsicott How about we go down to the Sty and Fry a little later, fluffa lova. <3
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@Aromatisse Wouldn’t have it any other way. <3
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@Aromatisse @Whimsicott Yay! More business for us! #notpoor
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[/float]Great Moogle Elder
@Guu It was an honor to trade with your city.
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@Guu On behalf of the caravan and myself, we pray that omni blesses whatever weapon you carry into battle
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@Guu No matter what happens, just remember that you are our light. You ARE Ambrosia, and because of that we’ll always look out for you.
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@Guu Good luck, we’ll all be watching and cheering <3
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;-; Thank you all
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Deadpool - 05-17-2015
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I had a productive sit-down with the very reasonable Karl Jak earlier. We agreed that refreshments at every registration area is a necessity.
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Mr. Jak even agreed for those refreshments to be Pepsi products.
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I cannot find the tweet at this time, but to whoever asked where could they find the refreshments, some machines will be arriving shortly, at every registration facility.
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Also, vendors should be roaming the areas, towing Pepsi product wagons full of refreshments. Again, at every registration facility.
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Current list of available Pepsi products: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Sierra Mist, Aquafina, and Lipton lemon ice tea. Suggestions are always welcome.
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My chauffeur almost splattered this poor fuck on a mule into the new random Pepsi billboard, near a way station in the Dunes.
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[/float]Ijiru
Came back to the Nexus to see what all this Dante's Abyss commotion was about. First thing I saw was this:
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[/spoiler]Not sure what "Pepsi" is, but the colors captivated me.
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@Ijiru That is a state-of-the-art PepsiCo. vending machine. Desposit Omnillium and receive a cold beverage, guaranteed to quench the meanest of thirsts.
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Deadpool - 05-18-2015
Quote:In the Lobby, before The Brawl
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Deadpool
Theres a brawl coming up? #ThisIsDP #4hWall #DP
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Deadpool
Got my avatar situation settled. Had to type my name into the browser and search images. #ThisIsDP #4hWall #DP
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Pepsi-man got his own banner to advertise? Im a Coke guy personally but I guess a Coke-man would sound too similar to a particular type of addict #ThisIsDP #DP #WheresTheCoke!
Quote:During The Brawl
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Ohh! This brawl! #ThisIsDP #4hWall #DP
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Deadpool
Just thought of a few wet jokes, but Ill keep them to myself ;D #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA
Quote:After The Brawl
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SumUp: A post from Alex just sent the Lobby into chaos #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA
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Deadpool
Had two of his characters brawling right in front of me #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA
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Deadpool
Along with some dude in an iron suit, and a Final Fantasy cosplay-looking dude. If I'm missing anyone I'm sorry! #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA
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Would'a stepped in the brawl myself but I'd need a Master Ball to capture that Wartortle #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA
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Also it was weird being controlled by another writer Not a bad experience though Guess I'ma have to get used to it for DA #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA
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N I know how to use punctuation marks I'm just saving my characters. #ThisIsDP #DP
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For those that keep up with my adventures, I'll be doing something awesome in my next post!
[spoiler]Gonna find a cool anchorman/reporter to talk it up with! ;D #ThisIsDP #4thWall #DP #DA[/spoiler]
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Doomguy - 05-20-2015
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Reportin live from Dante's Abyss. As the actual news people have the effectiveness of a blind boar lookin for acorn, someone has to #danews
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[/float] Doomguy
Yes, all your favorite and least favorite Primes are here. And a lot you don't care about. Seriously, who's fucking "Deadpool"?
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Seen Gil. He looks as much like a douche in person as you would expect.
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The recreation dome is filled with everything. And it's free. I'm gettin smashed right now #partyhard
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I just realized that there are more girls younger that 16 than actual women here. WTF? #pedoomni #pedomni #pastrami
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You're not going to see or hear about this, but there was an attack in the lobby. Attacker is now in the game. Go figure.
OmniTwitter: Posts from Mercs with Crappy Aliases - Alain the Carnedge - 05-20-2015
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Seems Dante's Abyss has got quite a bit of attention, huh? #DA
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Thankfully not enough attention that people are blowing up the facility. Guess that's after somebody wins.
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Though there was apparently that lobby attack. #damnterrorists
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I do have to question letting a guy who shot up the place about five minutes ago into the contest. Seems like a brilliant way to get people killed. Then again, that is the point of the game, huh? #questionabledecisions
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Wasn't it some weird, evil turtle thing? Where did it even get the guns from? Are there shady black market dealers for this sort of thing? #blackmarket #turtles
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Whoever wins probably just gets to keep it as a pet. Did anyone actually die during that attack? Could've been staged. #sceptical
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Whoever wins is probably just gonna get jumped by fifty thieves the moment they walk out the door.
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I'm just gonna stay in the Library for a while. There's more reporters in the Lobby than there are Undead in the Pale Moors. #paparazzi
Re: OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes - Deadpool - 05-23-2015
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Lol. Yet again, I haven’t even got to the point in the quotes. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall
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Weird even just happened in the Lobby. Not the comedic performance, but Bryan posting something more lighthearted in general. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA
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Just viewed the Power Rankings page. Bunch of people on there I recognize from other dimensions—did I see a Flash on the list? Yup, I did. Based on his rank, might make a quick exit. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA
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Karl somehow knows everything about me. Looks at ceiling filled with cameras I wonder how? #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA
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@Doomguy Sadly, no one ;_; #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA
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@Pepsi-man Get your fucking ad out of my Twitter timeline posts. Wtf. If you want to have your own little twitter post then ask Baron, you dick. #ThisIsDP #DP #4thWall #DA #Pepsi-dick
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