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RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - 13-Jzall - 09-15-2017
+++can talk to every machine ever so your wifi won't be mean to you
+can't feel pain or fear unless he wants to
+if you just look at his head it is actually quite cute
+will defend your home
+remembers everything so you can't lose stuff
+really likes the colour red and has a cool cloak
+cyberdongs
-will try to make you join a cult
-half of his body is made out of metal
-some of his body is slightly radioactive
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-29-2017
Updated. I kinda forgot to do it earlier. Sorry.
(Also raised Gaston up a bit)
As usual, if you want your character added, or think someone should be higher/lower (by a bit or a lot) just post. Reasoning or evidence to help your case is advised, I guess.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Omni - 09-29-2017
Samus is top tier in every way. She's a strong, sensitive waifu who will protect you.
I mean, she doesn't like anyone, but isn't that part of what makes her a fantasy waifu? Because if she did like you it'd mean that you're special. Cue every harem anime.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-29-2017
Uuuppppdaaattteeeeeddd.
Also, reckon I should split it into Husbando and Waifu lists, or leave it as is?
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Alexander Blakesley - 09-29-2017
Splitting it up would make organisational sense, plus more accurate insight into who is truely best husbando/waifu
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 11-15-2017
It's my thread, so I shall resurrect it as I please.
As before, nominate a character (with some reasoning), and I'll add them too the list.
And/or, if you don't agree with the current ordering, say so with some reasoning, and I'll probably change it unless other people disagree with you.
On that note, I'll probably get a proper vote set up, at least for the top 5.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 11-15-2017
Maybe, because we have so many...
We should split it up in genders.
Like Prom Queen and King
Also, I have called it out before, Ebony, you get down from that number one spot!
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Takanomiya Hijiri - 11-15-2017
Mmmkay. If you're bringing this back then I guess I'll add Hijiri, so here's my totally accurate assessment of him which Ebodane will agree with 100%:
++ Is a bunny.
+ Wears a cool suit.
+ Can do acrobatics and stuff.
- Is a tsundere.
-- Is not a yandere.
I expect him to be near the bottom of the list. That last point is a major drawback.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Alex Mercer - 11-15-2017
Mercer
+ Good looking
+ Sexy voice
+ Will eat waifu spontaniously and on command
+ Celebrity - everyone knows his name
+ Enjoys having his nails trimmed/spa days
+ Enjoys gossip, loves to get in Waifu's head and pick her thoughts
+ His own boss
+ Will take a bullet (or a nuke) for... love?
+ Theoretically has a million hearts - imagine all the love!
+ Can be all of your friends on command!
- Might or might not infect Waifu with a ... mild... sickness...
- Might eat other women on the side...
Gunther:
+ Not dependant on looks - he screwed a squid-girl after all
+ Protective - and good at it
+ Witty to a fault
+ Will post couples photos everywhere!
+ Is faithful
+ Enjoys snuggles
+ Enjoys food
+ Enjoys long walks and crime fighting
+ Licensed Masseuse
+ Volunteer Fire Fighter
+ Rock'n Abs!
+ Easily saves money
- Doesn't like to live "expensive"
- Can't cook for shit
- Alter Ego
- Crime comes first......
- Danger is my middle name
- Claustrophilia (Enjoys small spaces)
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Desman Black - 11-15-2017
Updating Desman:
+Lots of endurance
+Cutely awkward
+Controls the life force of everything
+Gets along with everyone
+Willing to try anything
+Can give you a 'uquipe experience'
+VERY smart
+Will go to hell and back for you
+Can go from soft and conpansinate to as tough as steal and protective in a moment
+Even when being soft he has good abs
+Is still Ash's Hasbando
+/- Can do anything you can do, but cooler
+/- Becomes emotionally dependent very quickly
+/-has his own bodyguards
+/- Has all of space and time trapped inside his memories
+/- Will be alright with you having another hansbando (or waifu) in your life
- Prone to mental breakdowns
- Bad social skills
- Can't kiss you
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Handsome Jack - 11-15-2017
Uodate for Cell:
+++++++++ Super Hot (because he's in Hell)
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Angel Fisher - 11-15-2017
+ Sweet and Kind
+ Cosplays
+ Will make you their Waifu/Hansbando
+ Will totally obsess over you
+ Knows what you like and dislike
+ Is already weeb trash si there is nowhere to vo but up
+ Is Mire atractive then most people
+/- Knows Everything about you
+/- Can become a little to obsessive
+/- Will sot around all day wacthing Animie with you
- Will toatally get pissed if you get terminologies wrong (or anything else that could trigger nerd rage)
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Sister Evangeline - 11-16-2017
+Strong Faith
+Strong Morals
+Most Loyal
+Skilled Medical Practitioner
+Access to medical grade drugs
+Skilled, Enthusiastic Arsonist - Will burn your enemies with glee
+Can walk though the shadow of the valley of darkness fearing no evil
+Is into leather, lace and especially whips
+Enjoys evening walks along the beach with only the stars and the smoldering pyres of witch burning illuminating the way
+Will constantly bug you to join her faith. And why wouldn't you? It's the best faith!
+Will probably murder you with fire if you don't, which will keep you honest and loyal to the God Emperor of Man.
-You will never be as cool as the Emperor
Aside from that last one, no downsides what so ever.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 11-19-2017
Updated.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 11-19-2017
Larfleeze - Down, down, and Down. He is a monkey. xD
Jak should be higher than that. Equipement! Its good! Trust me!!
Gaston should be lower than All Might - Because he's sexist and All Might is Super cool.
In fact, All Might should be higher. - He's so cheesy, but he's got great charisma. (Higher than Dust definately IMO)
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Omni - 11-19-2017
Nice attempt at appeasement. I see how it is. But you can't buy me, or Ash (probably maybe). Ebonywood Hellscythe will fall.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Jade Harley - 11-19-2017
Make the 6 ranking I've got a 666 and I'll pay you 1000 frogbucks!
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Sister Evangeline - 11-19-2017
>MFW first after brown nosing and self aggrandising.
![[Image: xCVgu2y.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/xCVgu2y.jpg)
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Angel Fisher - 11-28-2017
Angel sould be higher cuase she has never been in a relationship, and by your standerds that is the best waifu, so ever put me on the top three,or move ebony down :V
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Dane Regan - 11-28-2017
@Angel: But she's a weeb. Clingy. Probably really high maintenance. And will just compare you to anime characters while dating.