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RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Vision is inorganic. Cannot drink. Such a waste.
0/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Spur - 07-26-2017
This one is good. I'll take what you got on Zack, Matrix, and Zedd.
RE: Whine Tasting - Serraph Quarrere - 07-26-2017
If you would, Serraph Quarrere and Miranda Frost~
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Zach is pretty stronk and has that magic. Still, he's a pretty generic videogame protag and less popular than his clone. Basically Pepsi.
6/10
Matrix is a computer program. As much as I'd enjoy drinking him, it's impossible.
0/10
What the fuck even IS Zedd? I suppose he's organic, and he's no weakling... Space alien man would be quite an exotic treat.
7/10
Serraph is just a soul given physical form. Can't drink that. Basically just one of thos toy baby bottles that make it look like it has a drink in it, but doesn't.
0/10
Miranda is another human. A powerful human, but still nothing new. I could get the same taste from any old person on the road.
5/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Jade Harley - 07-26-2017
!!! Me!
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Jade is God Dog. The taste is... divine. And I hear dog is also pretty tasty.
9/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Daniel - 07-26-2017
Cloud and Minato?
RE: Whine Tasting - Android 17 - 07-26-2017
the fuck
RE: Whine Tasting - Aquamarine - 07-26-2017
Do Android 18.
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Cloud is the Coke to Zach's Pepsi. Basically the same.
6/10
Ninja dude with some ninja dude powers? Barely better than a normal guy. Doesn't even have fox demon in him. So sad.
6/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
17 and 18 are the true ambrosia I've been seeking. Such is their deliciousness, that they transcend the 10 point scale. I cannot grade what is perfection.
RE: Whine Tasting - Yukika Inoue - 07-26-2017
Eat me, eat me good green guy. (IM WEAK AGAINST BUG TYPES)
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Psychic sex dolls make for poor beverages. Too salty, if you understand my meaning.
3/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 07-26-2017
I am made of darkness or something. I really don't know. Do me.
Also do Dane, the selfie stick guy.
RE: Whine Tasting - Aquamarine - 07-26-2017
Do Emperor Palpatine and King Aragorn, leaders of opposing factions.
RE: Whine Tasting - Ash - 07-26-2017
Tell me what you think about me, stud muffin. <3
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Ebonywood? Kinda a weird name for a drink. Basically: wood-wood. And doesn't even taste like wood. Kind of a sharp taste.
3/10
Dane has an ambiguous taste, one that seems to change with the times. Not awful, but nothing special either.
5/10
Ol' Palps was aged a bit too much. Kind of a dry taste and a bit electric on the tongue. Woulda been better a decade or two earlier.
4/10
For a king, Aragorn doesn't really have a regal taste to him. In fact, he seems no different than any other dude. I sense a hint of something special in there, but it's drowned by the overwhelming normalcy of the rest.
5/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
A demon girl who likes a fun night? I'm in. Just need to get tested afterwards and maybe start an antibiotic regimen. Can never be too careful. Still, the taste is worth the risk. Spicy and exotic.
8/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Gaston - 07-26-2017
How does Judge Dredd taste?
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Dredd has a highly structure flavour profile. Maybe too structured. I need a little variety in my drinks, and this guy just gives the same, admittedly above par, taste every time.
6/10