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Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Smith - 02-10-2016
I underwear sleep, for now, since I'm couch bound for the foreseeable future. I've pajama slept before too. But I remember when I first started sleeping nude and I was like: "This is weird...". Then I got used to it. Now I prefer it.
Also, Guu always has the best ideas. For serious.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Omni - 02-10-2016
Feels like I'm wearin NOTHIN AT ALL
NOTHIN A-actually well yes
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-10-2016
@omni: I imagined your avatar saying that.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Kopaka - 02-10-2016
Slow bro post:
As people go longer with never having sex, the more crazy and bizaare sex becomes in their bone starved minds.
It's basically the reason Japan.
On that note and bringing this conversation full reacharound circle, I don't like sleeping nude cuz it's usually after copulation and I like to keep my sheets clean.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - David Stephenson - 02-10-2016
Can confirm. 27 year old virgin, asexual, wonder how on earth the first animals had the idea to have sex.
"Uh, like, hey. You know we have different things between our legs to pee out of? Like, what if we put them together? Then afterwards, we take them out... And put them back in again! Wait,come back, why are you acting like I'm a weirdo?"
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Dave Strider - 02-10-2016
:frog:
:frogbon:
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-13-2016
My body is a backstabbing Bitch. x.x
Seriously, I skip the Melatonin one night, thinking "Well, it's 2 AM, I should be fine," but NO! It was around 7 AM I fell asleep! Aaaaaaaghhhhh!!!!!
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-13-2016
Quote:Okor
oh god why did I wander into the shitpostin' thread
Curiosity killed the cat.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Tartaros - 02-13-2016
Pah. Let a real shitpost master show you how it's done. :frogbon:
![[Image: o3aT5bV.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/o3aT5bV.jpg)
Now. What's the difference between a cart full of babies and a cart full of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Guu - 02-13-2016
Found another video in my travels.
This one is for those who think you can't just slap the Attack on Titans theme on everything:
http://missfinefeather.tumblr.com/post/139181344230/lizthefangirl-jetpacks-are-fucking-awesome
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Trixie - 02-13-2016
So confuse. Much wow.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Naruto Uzumaki - 02-13-2016
![[Image: kPWZMun.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/kPWZMun.gif)
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Trixie - 02-13-2016
Guu Wrote:One day, I'll sign up to an RP forum that's mostly just sex role play, then I'll do nothing but my slice of life schtick and see what happens.
Like rampant sex would be happening around me and I'd be running a bakery.
Just to be a troll, I'll put my kink as "abstinence" and everyone will think my major thing is to be an innocent that gets broken, but no, my character took a vow of abstinence until marriage. She won't judge anyone else, but she'll expect other people to respect her choice.
You should do this here.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Omni - 02-14-2016
Guu Wrote:Found another video in my travels.The original.
This one is for those who think you can't just slap the Attack on Titans theme on everything:
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Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Aadibah - 02-14-2016
Children, children.
I would unleash a fraction of my shitposting ability, but I want this site to stay up.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Tartaros - 02-14-2016
Aadibah Wrote:Children, children.
I would unleash a fraction of my shitposting ability, but I want this site to stay up.
![[Image: 6d1.png]](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/033/976/6d1.png)
Oh, really? Please. Tell me more.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Shay Cormac - 02-14-2016
![[Image: ImpoliteSinfulBuzzard.gif]](https://giant.gfycat.com/ImpoliteSinfulBuzzard.gif)
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Aadibah - 02-14-2016
Oh, Tartaros. Behind that armored visage I am sure of one thing: you're just a scared kid.
Same goes with all of you.
Funny how you claim such high status, and right now you're making a rookie mistake already. Funny how I'm the one in control of this dialogue.
And why, you may ask, am I indulging in this? If I'm so high and mighty, why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?
1t'5 51mpl3. 1'v3 4lr34dy w0n.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Tartaros - 02-14-2016
Aadibah Wrote:And why, you may ask, am I indulging in this? If I'm so high and mighty, why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?
1t'5 51mpl3. 1'v3 4lr34dy w0n.
/pol/ and /b/ know nothing of true shitposts. Their posts are uncultivated, void of timing and humor. They are but children before the might of the earliest shitposters.
Re: Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M] - Tartaros - 02-14-2016
Aadibah Wrote:And why, you may ask, am I indulging in this? If I'm so high and mighty, why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?
1t'5 51mpl3. 1'v3 4lr34dy w0n.
/pol/ and /b/ know nothing of true shitposts. Their posts are uncultivated, void of timing and humor. They are but children before the might of the earliest shitposters.[/quote]
Aadibah Wrote:why am I acting like a newfriend on /b/?
Because you are. :frogbon: