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RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-22-2017

Amarerasu Wrote:-Has birthed gods from her brother's sword (not a euphemism)
Wat.

Also, updated.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Amaterasu - 08-22-2017

(08-22-2017, 08:43 AM)Ebonywood Hellscythe Wrote:
Amarerasu Wrote:-Has birthed gods from her brother's sword (not a euphemism)
Wat.

Also, updated.

:frog: Look it up on Wikipedia. Here's the quote:

"Susanoo proposed a challenge to prove his sincerity, she accepted. Each of them took an object of the other's and from it birthed gods and goddesses. Amaterasu birthed three women from Susanoo's sword while he birthed five men from her necklace. Claiming the gods were hers because they were born of her necklace, and the goddesses were his, she decided that she had won the challenge, as his item produced women."

-Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaterasu


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Belle - 08-22-2017

(08-22-2017, 03:10 AM)Ash Wrote: Belle: Stubborn, a slob, and can't bother to take a little time out of her day for some lovin'?

It's true, I'm a bad waifu.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - The Vision - 08-22-2017

By the way, the Amaterasu/Susanoo myth is probably not the strangest Japanese myth. There is a Japanese monster that is literally a giant celestial smelly foot that comes right the fuck out of nowhere.

But that's not the point of the thread so I'm shutting up now.

-can control density of bodily appendages (wink)
-cooks paprikash
-wears some sexy-ass J Crew
-is a superhero
-can copy moves... any moves...
-can phase through walls, if you super kinky

-super smort
-can never lie to you
-gets super adorably awkward when in love


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 08-22-2017

I was going to give Vision a hard time and try to knock him down a bit, but honetly the listed traits are pretty hawt.

So instead I'd like to continue to point out that Tsundere is still not that attractive. Loosing your temper is not cool. only Masochist like people like Yuuka
Same goes for Belle
*motions for them to keep dropping on the list*

Also, how is Sonny higher than Summer?
I am superior Storm Demon, but Summer get's the thunder rolling better than Mr. Sunshine over there. >.>;


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Jak Mar - 08-22-2017

Jak:
+Controls eco powers
+Sexy face and hot body
+Fast as a Athlete
+Come on, how can you not resist the goatee?
+Screw being the perfect hero, when he can be a little hero and villain.
+ Likes guns
+/-Runs into Danger
- Has a dark side who is a bonus when you are having fun.
+Has a thing for danger and adventure and loves racing
+ "Impressive equipment both literally and figuratively."
+Light figure as well
+Not a bragger

-Rushes in without a second thought on opinions
-Kind of Quiet
-Very emotional at times
-Temper gets out of control fast


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 08-22-2017

Jak, you forgot your "Impressive Equipment"

Which is understandable, because you can also add "Doesn't brag" because Deadpool's the one responsible for the whole OV learning that fact via DA
(Ash approves Jak being mid to high-middle of the list)


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - PepsiYuuka - 08-22-2017

Ash, I think you have Tsundere confused for Sadism. She doesn't intentionally hurt people, (unless they're into that) she's just a little stubborn and doesn't like to admit her feelings right out of the gate, because she's not totally in touch with her own romantic side. She just happens to be threatening about it because she's strong already, and it's her job to scare humans. (A job she is reportedly very lazy about doing.)

I guess it could be simplified to "playing hard to get," which again, your milage may vary on if that's attractive or not.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Desman Black - 08-22-2017

+Lots of endurance
+Cutely awkward
+Controls the life force of everything
+Gets along with everyone
+Willing to try anything
+Can give you a 'uquipe experience'
+Smart

+/- Can do anything you can do, but cooler
+/- Becomes emotionally dependent very quickly
+/-has his own bodyguards
+/- Has all of space and time trapped inside his memories

-Prone to mental breakdowns
-Bad social skills
-Can't kiss you


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Summer - 08-22-2017

Upd8 for Sonny and Summer. Basically doubled what I had.

(08-22-2017, 03:03 PM)Ash Wrote: Also, how is Sonny higher than Summer?
I am superior Storm Demon, but Summer get's the thunder rolling  better than Mr. Sunshine over there. >.>;

Brushing aside that it comes down entirely to preference for now...
Hmm I wonder why the level-headed and well-adjusted man is a better catch than destruction incarnate?
But seriously, preference. Some people like life wild and fast, others like it slow and calm. Summer's great if you can keep up with him. Likewise, Sonny's better if you like to sit back and relax.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 08-23-2017

OH I can keep up with him. ;3

But Fine. I can see the general populas enjoying the calm and level-headed one more.


(THIS JUST PROVES MY POINT THAT YUUKA AND BELLA AREN'T PRIME WAIFU MATERIAL)


Edit:
@Yuuka

Tomato, tomatoe. The point is that you reject your true feelings and act out that. Embrace romance, be a little nicer. And then we can talk.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Desman Black - 08-23-2017

(08-22-2017, 11:56 PM)Summer Wrote: Brushing aside that it comes down entirely to preference for now...
Hmm I wonder why the level-headed and well-adjusted man is a better catch than destruction incarnate?
But seriously, preference. Some people like life wild and fast, others like it slow and calm. Summer's great if you can keep up with him. Likewise, Sonny's better if you like to sit back and relax.

>_> Des can do both, he likes doing both.

#DesmanxSummer #DesmanxSonny #Joking(probably)

Also so it at least looks like I'm contributing to the theard instead of sh*tposting. All Might's and Madotsuki's positions should be the other way around.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Clownpiece - 08-23-2017

Hijacking this thread for Daughteru purposes :derp:

Clownpiece
+Super Cute
+Eternally young
+Eternally childish
+Burns with the fires of hell so she's extra warm and cuddly
+Super long hair means more brushing time which means more bonding time :fullderp:
+Excitable
+Self-confident
+Silly hat
+Actually nice for a fairy. At least when you get past all the fire starting and such :frog:
+/-Pyromaniac
+/-A bit crazy
-Talks about the fragility of the human soul a lot
-Has a tendency to set her bed on fire just by sleeping in it


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-23-2017

Desman Black Wrote:Also so it at least looks like I'm contributing to the theard instead of sh*tposting. All Might's and Madotsuki's positions should be the other way around.
Why?

Also, updated.

Edit:

I should clarify that:

>Dane is in the list because he's my char. His positions is because of Ash's arguments.
>Ebony is 1st because she's my character and no one argued when I put her there.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 09-01-2017

Due to some recent comments, I think Desman should be a bit higher on the list now.

And I would argue Ebony should be lowered... But she's kind of my BFF.
But she probably has also never been in a relationship ever..


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-01-2017

I would just like to say:
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RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 09-01-2017

Is that why I remain so high? xD That peak?


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-01-2017

Pretty much.


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Dust - 09-13-2017

Dust


+Great Kisser
+Protective
+Loyal
+/- Shy Guy
-Will Kiss Other People


RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-14-2017

Updated, Dust.