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RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Aquamarine doesn't even HAVE a body. No better than putting a penny in your mouth. As a precious stone, the taste won't be awful, but that don't change the fact she can't actually be drank.
1/10
RE: Whine Tasting - James Knight - 07-26-2017
Let's see about me, both Veritas and Repliku.
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Yuuka is... a person who exists. A total weeaboo though. Starts off strong, but leaves a bad aftertaste. Such a cliche beverage.
4/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Somerled is as filling as air, but at least the air is tasteless. Like drinking a bag of farts.
-2/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Veritas is a teenager with attitude and sweet fighting skills. Too bad most of what makes him special comes from some ancient machine. Basically a glass of chocolate milk.
7/10
Repliku tastes like someone tried to make orange juice without any oranges, or any idea what oranges taste like. He's basically Sunny D. Refreshing on occasion, but leaving a sour aftertaste.
6/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Caira Ayryn - 07-26-2017
Caira's pet shadow lion (it becomes tangible basically when its about to strike) and Christa's pet wolf.
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
As animals, they certainly have enough meat on em, but it's gamey in taste. Not bad, but not as good as a person.
3/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Desman Black - 07-26-2017
List of super-powered candidates to be eaten.
[spoiler]Danny Sexbang from Ninja Sex Party
![[Image: 4599704-danny.jpg]](https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/142926/4599704-danny.jpg)
Ninja Brain from Ninja sex party
![[Image: 4604051-ninja+brian.png]](https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/142926/4604051-ninja+brian.png)
Arin Neverbone from samurai abstinence patrol
![[Image: tumblr_o8sd6yCPmW1uvu0s0o1_500.png]](https://68.media.tumblr.com/5ba8fb8fe1fbd3eb8f9cd4579933d3b9/tumblr_o8sd6yCPmW1uvu0s0o1_500.png)
Samerai Barry from samurai abstinence patrol
![[Image: tumblr_o6z0k4sUnE1rz6brmo2_400.gif]](http://68.media.tumblr.com/2cf5eb07ff11d5a2f9baa2ac9222fa4c/tumblr_o6z0k4sUnE1rz6brmo2_400.gif)
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RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
All four of them are just normal dude pretending to be something special.
5/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Gaston - 07-26-2017
No one tastes good like Gaston!
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Gaston is a fine vintage indeed. At least, for a human. French. Muscular. Just nice. Unfortunately, he's kind of a jerk, and there's far too much testosterone in the mix. Kinda like Chianti sipped from a douche.
8/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Harlan Higgs - 07-26-2017
Hiro and Harlan!
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Ugh. Another weeb. At least this one is black. Blacks always taste better.
6/10
Harlan has the consistency of curdled milk, but his illusion magic means he's like a mystery flavor lollypop. He also has quite a few different sources of DNA in him. Nice.
8/10
RE: Whine Tasting - Strazio Rockwell - 07-26-2017
Hit me up Jack
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
Such explosive flavour, but a little spicy and all that rage makes the meat tough to liquify. But his closeness to the Rock makes this almost a 2 for 1 deal.
9/10
RE: Whine Tasting - All Might - 07-26-2017
All Might?
RE: Whine Tasting - Ada Wong - 07-26-2017
? What's this?
RE: Whine Tasting - Sterling Archer - 07-26-2017
This is now my favorite thread ever.
What does your good buddy Sterling taste of?
RE: Whine Tasting - Handsome Jack - 07-26-2017
All Might... now that's an interesting vintage. He's like a glass of apple juice that someone spiked with vodka. What was once plain and uninteresting becomes a drink to delight over. And not only is he beefy, but drinking him will confer his "One for All" to me. Nothing to complain about here.
10/10
Ada Wong suffers from "normal person who is slightly better at things than others" syndrome, unfortunately. Still, with milkbags like that she HAS to be high in calcium.
6/10
Archer tastes of friendship and gin. Unlike the metaphor with All Might, he'll ACTUALLY get me drunk. Still, he's better undrunk, since he's awesome company.
2/10
RE: Whine Tasting - The Vision - 07-26-2017
Taste me.