Does It Blend? (Dating edition)

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Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Printable Version

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RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Omni - 05-22-2017

Enel's:

Weiss: Gross. Maybe in a few years.
Kerrigan: Holy hell. I'm ... confused .... Okay, interested.

... You don't have a dick, right?

The Future Warrior: Wait, I can fuck this? Wow. Technology sure has come far!

welp *unzips*

Guu: ... whats with all the little girls man
Amaterasu: TECHNOLOGY. A dog is fine too

Samus's:

Raal: ... Pass.
Alexander Anderson: Scottish, nice. Believes what he says. Conviction! Worth a date.
Colonel: Uh, I mean, sure. I've never been on a date with an android before, but ... sure!
Cole: This guy doesn't have a picture on his profile. Pass.

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Ezrihel - 05-22-2017

Ezrihel and Skadi? (Their info is on their rosters, if that helps any)

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Strazio Rockwell - 05-22-2017

Ay, lemme know what's up.

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Handsome Jack - 05-22-2017

I almost feel like Enel's only real criteria is: does it have a vaguely female shape?

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Violet - 05-26-2017

whats an enel

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Hiro Protagonist - 05-26-2017

Well I think I already know samus's opinion on Hiro, but what about Harlan?

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Handsome Jack - 05-26-2017

(05-26-2017, 05:26 PM)Violet Wrote: whats an enel

It's like anal, but with more E.

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Hiro Protagonist - 05-26-2017

So extra homosexual then

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Omni - 05-26-2017

(05-26-2017, 05:26 PM)Violet Wrote: whats an enel

says the z-list dragon ball character

He's actually one of the most popular villains (ranked #6 overall in a series with a lot of villains) from the single-most popular manga/anime in history :derp:

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Omni - 05-26-2017

Ezrihel:
Enel: "Definitely would fu-"
Samus: "What are you doing?"
Enel: "Uh, doing the Does It Blend thing?"
Samus: "That's one of mine, though."
Enel: "... I knew that"
Samus: "Hahaha, dw, I'd fuck him too"

Skadi: Okay so this is DEFINITELY one of mine. And I'm a big fan of the warrior women. I'm pretty sure Samus would do this one too (affirmative -S)
Strazio: Calm the fuck down dude. It'll be alright. Just ... with someone else. Sorry but I prefer my dates not to spontaneously combust into rage-flames.
Harlan: Something about this guy just rubs me the wrong way. Like he's ... hiding something. I don't like to be manipulated. And I trust my gut on this one.
Violet: Sorry, I don't date z-listers :enel:

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Violet - 05-27-2017

Omni ' Wrote: Violet: Sorry, I don't date z-listers :enel:

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Ezrihel - 05-28-2017

(05-26-2017, 05:51 PM)Omni Wrote: Ezrihel:
Enel: "Definitely would fu-"
Samus: "What are you doing?"
Enel: "Uh, doing the Does It Blend thing?"
Samus: "That's one of mine, though."
Enel: "... I knew that"
Samus: "Hahaha, dw, I'd fuck him too"

Skadi: Okay so this is DEFINITELY one of mine. And I'm a big fan of the warrior women. I'm pretty sure Samus would do this one too (affirmative -S)

Ezrihel: :pink: Oh you guys you flatter me~! Really. Oh, no no, don't worry, there's enough of me to go around~

Skadi:

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RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Desman Black - 05-28-2017

Interested what this 5 foot piece of metal is thought about...

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Shay Cormac - 05-28-2017

Shay x Enel and Morene x Samus when?

Kappa

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Isabelle - 06-05-2017

W-would Enel desire poor Isabelle?

I'd also take Samus, I'm not picky...

RE: Does It Blend? (Dating edition) - Omni - 06-05-2017

Samus x Desman: I could always use another vibrator.

Enel x Shay: Would I? Friend, I already did.

Samus x Morene: Oh yeah.

Enel x Isabella: *grabs peanut butter*