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RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Crocodile - 08-30-2016
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: frenshup
Name: aLan
Age: 4
Gender: im a boy
Species: wut duz spezees mean
Orientation: wut duz orantashun mean
Location: wut duz locshun mean
Favorite Song: i lik mikey mous
Favorite Movie: i like mikey mous
Favorite genre of Music: i lik mikey mous
Kinks: i dint tuch the hos i dint put ane kinks in it
Favorite Weapon: wut is "wepon'
Favorite Sport: i lik to play soker
Who is your prefered lover? Explain.
mommy she kisseses my booboos
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
yes i shot my frend in cops and robers bang bang
Prime or Secondary?
wut is this
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
i wuz born in hostal im 4
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
wut does sumond mean
How long ago since you last had sex?
wut is sex
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
my mommy tol me not to fite my brother
Quote:Which account will you be posting this date in?
Smithondorf
How Frequently do you post?
Eh... like sometimes? I'll try to get something out at least once a week.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Weiss Schnee - 08-31-2016
The picture image has writing under it that states specifically "Very real picture. Taken a few years ago before certain weight issues arose. It makes me look very much like a human due to how human I am.
Quote:http://i.imgur.com/i8Nhhra.jpg
Quote:ied up with this event so it's not suggested you use your main.
Questions and Comments go here: http://omniverse-rpg.com/showthread.php?...7#pid81137
Type of Relationship you are looking for:
Right now I'm looking for something casual, but I'm not opposed to anything more serious down the line if things spark up from there!
Name: Well, since I've gotten to the Omniverse I've gone by this Kress moniker! It's not my real name though, as no human gets born named that where I'm from, ha ha!
Age: 30ish? I'm not sure.
Gender: Male
Species: Human, of course! Very, very human! With no traces of space monster! None Whatsoever!
Orientation: Food-Oriented
Location: Ashen Steppes
Favorite Song: The Mcdonalds one.
Favorite Movie: Godzilla
Favorite genre of Music: Classical Techno
Kinks: A few across my 32nd Dorsal Ridge
Favorite Weapon: I'm against fighting!
Favorite Sport: Competitive eating is a sport, right?
Who is your preferred lover? Explain,
I am in the market for a partner who shares a love of the culinary arts (Who am I going to cook for if you're not interested in eating what I make),
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
I had to kill this gigantic space monster once! I wandered off alone, looking as delicious as possible, in order to take him out, and I totally pulled out my laser gun and... did stuff... and took out that horrifying 30 foot tall Kaiju. For a ship cook, I was sure good at that, proving that it wasn't a lethal mistake that got myself eaten and impersonated for 8 months straight!
Prime or Secondary?
I think secondary.
My Ribs are as Prime as you'll ever get them, though!
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
no, I was born in a clutch of human eggs to my human mother! I still miss her...
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
No idea! Maybe Captain Darcy?
How long ago since you last had sex?
it's been a while and my memory isn't so good, so I'm not completely sure! at least 8 months, since I consider it unprofessional to frolic with workmates, and I was stuck on a starship that entire time.
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Heavens no! I'm a lover, not a fighter!
Quote:Which account will you be posting this date in?
I shall be posting as Weiss!
How Frequently do you post?
For this I plan on posting pretty regularly, under 3 days time between posts. I'll keep everyone posted on how long they'll take, but it should never take more than five and should rarely take more than 1.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Guu - 09-26-2016
Dear oHarmony users,
Our systems are currently getting hit heavily by online trolls, but despite this, we hope to continue providing out top quality services to you. Even if we have to hand pick our choices, we will not stop, even if it kills us.
Look forward to matching you all,
The oHarmony President.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Eda - 09-26-2016
I will toss my name onto the cantidate list once more , as my last date did not work out so well
~ Mina
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Jak Mar - 09-26-2016
Type of Relationship you are looking for:
Right now I'm looking for something casual, but I'm not opposed to anything more serious down the line if things spark up from there!
Name: Orange Lightning'
Age:???
Gender: Male
Species: Ottsel (A good looking one
Orientation: Straight
Location: Endless Dunes
Favorite Song:
Favorite Movie: What movie?
Favorite genre of Music: Techno and a lot more
Kinks: Lots.. heh
Favorite Weapon: Any guns (Oh yeah)
Favorite Sport: Zoomer races
Who is your preferred lover? Explain,
I am in the market for a partner who shares a love of fighting, guns and of course helping me and Jak in dangerous adventures.
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
I had to kill giant metalheads and even metalbugs, Can I tell you about the time I almost took out a PRIME (with a little help?)
Prime or Secondary?
Secondary
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
no,
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Jak... I think.
How long ago since you last had sex?
Why does that matter
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Maybe, depends on the gal
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - homin-Ratione - 09-26-2016
Type of Relationship you are looking for: I want a woman that can beat the shit out of me if I'm out of line and will help me garden.
Name: Homin-Ratione. Just call me Ratione.
Age: 203 (45-50~ in terms of human age)
Gender: Male
Species: Novan
Orientation: Straight
Location: Camelot
Favorite Song: A marching chant I had with my old squad we called "Rook is a bitch in heat"
Favorite Movie: I do not know what that is.
Favorite genre of Music: Genre? Like there's different kinds?
Kinks: Rough play. Rough enough to cause injury.
Favorite Weapon: Whatever kills the person trying to kill me.
Favorite Sport: Sparring.
Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Before I fell for my first and only lover, we must have beat each other with our fists at least twenty times.
So something like that I guess.
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Hundreds. Possibly just over a thousand.
I joined the military. We Furtumin are also referred to as the "problem solvers".
Prime or Secondary?
Prime
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No.
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
How long ago since you last had sex?
Over a hundred years.
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
No.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Guu - 09-27-2016
Princess Bonbon Sunshine wrote:
As my date was a no show, I request to be resubmitted to this site. Please give me someone who's willing to appear.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Doomguy - 09-28-2016
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Casual. Something more stimulating than meaningless sex
Name: Janna "Caral" Witzwit
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Species: Yordle
Orientation: Prefer a guy, but will take anything
Location: Vasty Deeps
Favorite Song: Calamari Inkantation by the Squid Sisters
Favorite Movie: The Expendables
Favorite genre of Music: Anything with a lot of energy and I can dance to
Kinks: That's a secret
Favorite Weapon: High powered anti-material rifle with multi range scope and wood stock
Favorite Sport: Eating competition
Who is your preferred lover? Explain,
Someone who's willing to give me a challenge in some form (mentally or physically), and can handle a challenge in kind. And preferably, someone who's still breathing and isn't trying to kill me.
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Yes. Part of my job requires that I must defend the ship from any invaders. And as quartermaster of the ship, even if I didn't kill anyone directly I would be an accomplish to many deaths.
Prime or Secondary?
Secondary
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Some Imperial schmuck who wanted men to crew his ship. We didn't like him, and my current captain took the ship and kicked him off it. Out of port.
How long ago since you last had sex?
2-3 months. Stopped counting.
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Yes
Quote:Which account will you be posting this date in?
Doomguy
How Frequently do you post?
Ranges from once per three days to once a week, as long as it's not a long post.
Any resemblance to another blue skinned yordle is not intentional!
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Gildarts - 09-30-2016
Name: Gildarts Clive
Age: Mid-Forties
Gender: Male
Species: Human/Wizard/Mage
Orientation: Straight
Location: VD
Favorite Song:
Favorite Movie: Uh, what’s that?
Favorite Genre of Music: Something with a steady beat.
Kinks: Nice eyelashes
Favorite Weapon: Magic
Favorite Sport: Does fishing count?
Who is your preferred lover? Explain:
My preferred lover is a woman who is tall, beautiful, and has amazing eyes. She has an alluring voice and appreciates my finer qualities, as well as does not nag me for my weaknesses.
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain:
Yes. But only for justice and the defense of those I care about.
Prime or Secondary? Prime
Were you born in the OV? No
How long ago since you last had sex? Time really doesn’t work the same way in the OV to my knowledge, as it did when I was kidnapped and brought here. Sometimes I have random flings with girls, but they never last longer than six months, other than my ex-wife, who has passed on.
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you? No, sex is one of the finest elements of love, and it shouldn’t be polluted by something violent with such as fighting. It is not something to be won.
Quote: OOC Q’s.
Which account will you post under? Gildarts
How frequently do you post? Lately its less and less, but I haven’t had any reason for consistency. Every three days, you may expect from me.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Guu - 10-01-2016
Quote:This app was submitted the night before reaching the old bog.
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Anything really, I just need to be distracted from everything. Though I guess most would only want friendship, or less than that.
Name: Guu
Age: 10 (Far as you know.)
Gender: Female
Species: Human?
Orientation: Not picky
Location: Tangled Green
Favorite Song: "Indeed, I am Very Glad that I Finally am Returning Home" by Eduard Khil
Favorite Movie: "Guu" by Ambrosia Studios
Favorite genre of Music: Anything you can dance to.
Kinks: Listing them would get me banned from this site.
Favorite Weapon: My fists.
Favorite Sport: Magical girl anime
Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Gods.
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
I have, it was in self-defense and I regretted it.
Prime or Secondary?
Prime
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No, I wasn't.
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Omni, I'm pretty sure.
How long ago since you last had sex?
Depends your definition of sex.
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Not really.
Quote:OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.
Which account will you be posting this date in?
Guu.
How Frequently do you post?
Quite often, however my character won't be able to do the date until the quest gets judged and she's had time to check in with Tsunade. After that, she is completely free.
RE: oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site - Dr. McNinja - 10-02-2016
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Type of Relationship: I-I don't know, someone nice?
Name: Timothy Lawrence
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Orientation: Gay, though I've been tempted quite often.
Location: Coruscant
Favorite Song: "Starting Tomorrow" by the Capsules
Favorite Movie: I have a lot, but I kinda liked "The Intern".
Favorite genre of Music: I don't know, quiet stuff? Definitely none of that "Mainframe" crap.
Kinks: I uh... I-I like to roleplay, I g-guess.
Favorite Weapon: I've got this gun called the Development. It's pretty nice.
Favorite Sport: Basketball's pretty fun.
Who is your preferred lover? Explain. I-I would like to meet someone who's not a psycho murderer. (...for once)
Have you ever killed anyone? Explain. I uh... I'd rather not talk about it.
Prime or Secondary? Not sure. I think I'm a Secondary.
Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?) No, brought here. I was in this city called Opportunity then Omni brought me over.
Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?) No idea. Wait, is Jack here? Handsome Jack? Oh God. Not aga- oh, he isn't here? Oh good. Okay. Nope, no idea.
How long ago since you last had sex? I, uh, I don't know how to respond to this.
If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you? Uh, no. ...tried it before, wasn't worth it.
Quote:Which account?
Gaige
How frequently?
Pretty damn frequently. I check this site every day.