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Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
Greetings Dataverse, this is Princess Bonbon Sunshine.
I’m sure you are all concerned about the current state of Camelot, and I want you to know that your concerns have not gone unheard.
This is why I’ve submitted to King Aragorn my “Make Camelot Great Again” initiative.
My plan to restore this great verse of ours to it’s former glory is simple. First off, we will set up guards at the the Camelot Nexus gate. They’ll keep a close eye to make sure no more orcs enter our lands. Then slowly but surely, we’ll take care of the orcs already here.
My next plan and this is the big one, I want to build a wall around the tangled gate in the Nexus and the tangled gate in Camelot. No more hassle with those stinkin’ orcs, or those nasty goblins, or those thievin ninja, they can deal with their own problems. The best part of it all, we will make Ambrosia pay for it!
So what do you say? Do you stand with me? With humanity joined together in a single cause, we can finally make Camelot great again.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Albert Wesker - 08-21-2016
Cricket.EXE said:
I have spent the better part of half a minute analyzing this message's contents to try and rationalize its existence, and I have come up with no satisfactory results, leaving me uncharacteristically perplexed.
Logic dictates that no actual person could be this bigoted and, by all inferences and statements to the obvious in this message and other places around the dataverse, racist and yet be in a position of power as to be a princess by any other means than a a state of fear and brokering no room for disagreement.
Ergo I am lead to one simple truth: you are not an actual person, Princess Bonbon Sunshine. This is either:
1) an elaborate hoax designed simply to draw ire and aggrandizement to your nation and purported claim and desires
2) The delicate artform referred to on the internet as "trolling"
3) A disconnection with reality so strong as to render you distinct and wholly separate from personhood
I pray it be one of the former two, as the third is greatly distressing to imagine. I likewise pray that my judgements and conjectures are not accurate, as such a predicament in your "kingdom" -- which is an impossibility, without a king or queen to rule over it, I should mention -- is a very sad thing to envision, indeed.
But I have spent enough time debating over the possibilities and logic behind a message on the internet. I have physical problems to content with, and an overwhelming amount of garbage to assist in sorting through.
Farewell!
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
Simpletimez@omail.com said:
I live in a small villaj in Camolot and her armees killd some orcs 4 us. She could run an armee rely wel, so she must no wat shes doin hear. She has my suppot.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
Princessbonbonsunshine@berryblitzkrieg.com said:
@Colonel: Sure, write off people with genuine arguments as trolls, whatever.
Also, my land doesn't have a king or queen because I have yet to choose a spouse. A woman can only gain that title when she marries, that's the tradition.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
FranChandler@camelot.net said:
The overly PC crowd is raggining on her big time. I mean, don't hate her because she's got opinions!
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Albert Wesker - 08-21-2016
Cricket.EXE said:
I have yet to see any genuine argument to be written off as a troll. If you know of one, do inform me, and I will retract any statements I have made that could possibly be taken as inflammatory or derogatory in any way.
But as things stand at the moment, there is no such argument. Only, as I have said, an overwhelmingly bigoted and racist attitude. One cannot simply write off an entire group and/or race of people or creatures without being anything else. That is simple logic and definition.
And in regards to my comments about your kingdom, allow me to apologize. I have made an error in my assumption and definition. It is not a kingdom you rule over at all, so that entire subject matter was irrelevant. Do carry on.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Lord Dominator - 08-21-2016
Speaking as someone who isn't human and doesn't care about Camelot one way or another, I think this is a fantastic idea!
Walls are definitely the most logical way to solve your many problems. After all, they are free once you've put them up, and definitely will not become a massive target for every bored person who has a grudge against you and your ideals. There is no chance whatsoever that they could be used as canvas by graffiti artists, and they will absolutely keep out the kind of people you are annoyed by. Ninjas are famously incapable of scaling even small walls.
I assume that 'take care of' is a euphemism for 'brutally murder', right?
Protip: If you're going to kill people, just go on and do it! The louder you announce your intentions, the more likely someone (like the noisy Cricket up there) is going to take issue with your plans and stop you before you've even had a chance to do it. One professional to another? Achieve your goals and then brag about them. It makes the whole process a lot easier, trust me.
Imagine if you'd just suddenly erected your massive walls and established guards without telling everyone! You'd have taken us all by surprise. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if every orc, goblin, ninja and other assorted nonhuman who wants to call Camelot home comes rushing in before you have a chance to put your plan into action!
-Lord Dominator
P.S - I've been to Camelot. I don't see what all the fuss is about. Looked pretty boring to me.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
Princessbonbonsunshine@berryblitzkrieg.com said:
@Colonel: For your information, my people are protectors. We provide free protection from the ilk of the Omniverse to any human that asks of it. We've sent troops to almost every verse, defending innocent people on a daily basis. You may write us off as bigots, but we are the real heroes here.
We are the ones brave enough to speak the truth about the world. We are the ones willing to destroy evil at its source. People call us bigots, but we are the realists.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Albert Wesker - 08-21-2016
Cricket.EXE said:
My apologies, but trying to fathom the no-doubt many-layered intricacies of your rationalizations and thought process makes my processors overheat and come dangerously close to melting down. Allow me to present a series of small facts and definitions for your perusal.
Racism.
rac·ism
ˈrāˌsizəm/Submit
noun
noun: racism
the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
I freely concede to the fact that you have never stated -- not that I have been able to see, at the least -- that you believe humans are inherently superior to other races. But you have chiefly expressed you only cater to human interests and necessities, on top of referring to entire other races negatively, and quite explicitly lumping them all together under umbrella terms. Ergo: by definition, and logic, you are, indeed, quite racist, dear princess.
Bigotry.
big·ot·ry
ˈbiɡətrē/
noun
noun: bigotry; plural noun: bigotries
intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself.
"the difficulties of combating prejudice and bigotry"
And by simple definition and extrapolation, we see that every other group, by sheer value of (to my reading and available information) regard every other group quite equally in the antagonism they do perpetrate, whereas you seem quite intent and focused on persecuting only those non-humans for the sole fact of their being non-human.
I freely admit and concede the point that you and your forces may very well do some good by stopping very real problems. But a few genuinely good acts here and there do little more than put a shiny coating on the ugly core of your entire organization.
Perhaps that was a bit aggressively-worded, and I apologize. I was programmed with a strong feeling of freedom and personal justice by my operator.
If I am mistaken in any of my assumptions or arguments, and you have actual proof beyond dismissing my claims or calling me a liar once more, please do inform me and I will gladly retract my statements. Otherwise, I once more bid you good day.
Ah, but before I go, a brief addendum in response to other statements made here.
@FranChandler@camelot.net: I do not hate her. I was programmed to be physically incapable of that. And political correctness never ran across my thought processes. I merely intended to state facts.
@Lord Dominator: Loathe as I am to admit it, I am forced to agree with your sentiments that simply acting upon a plan without broadcasting it openly beforehand would be much more effective. I would also express some concern as to your apparent joy and love for all thing brutal and nefarious, but I feel as if you would only dismiss it entirely or take it as a compliment.
My erstwhile employer beckons me. I must away.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Albert Wesker - 08-21-2016
Junk Man.EXE said:
TOO MANY WORDS TO SAY A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING. LESS TALK. MORE ACTION.
BUILD THE WALLS. KILL THE PEOPLE. DO WHATEVER. TALK IS CHEAP. ACTIONS ARE EXPENSIVE.
I THOUGHT HUMANS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. YEESH.
THE DOMINATOR LORD PERSON WHATEVER HAS THE RIGHT IDEA. JEEZE. AGREEING WITH AN ORGANIC BEING.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY HIT A NEW ALL-TIME LOW.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
Princessbonbonsunshine@berryblitzkrieg.com said:
@Lord Dominator: You're an orc and you replied to this thread, I'm ignoring you.
@Colonel: It really annoys me you keep writing your comments longer than my original posts, it's throwing off the look of this topic!
Also, you throw your definitions around like it was your life. Truth is more than just facts, it's a feeling you must stick towards and never let go.
Also, I'm only announcing this for the Kickstarter.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Lord Dominator - 08-21-2016
I am not an orc. Apologise.
-Lord Dominator
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 08-21-2016
Princessbonbonsunshine@berryblitzkrieg.com said:
@Lord Dominator: I'm sorry you are an orc.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Lord Dominator - 08-21-2016
Cute.
-Lord Dominator
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Sans - 09-12-2016
i love u.
u love me.
we are a happy family.
except u aren't happy.
barney hates u.
#wowsuchfail
#getrektn00b
- secondcoolesthuman???
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Marisa Kirisame - 09-13-2016
Chara@dreemur.com
hahaha nice job whoever did it though I have an inkling that this is sans work so if this is sans, have you seen frisk because she is part of the omniverse now I guess?
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Sans - 09-13-2016
wat
who is dis sans
he sounds like a bastard.
and frisk sounds like a bigger bastard.
lol
-secondcoolesthuman???
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Guu - 09-16-2016
Princessbonbonsunshine@berryblitzkrieg.com said:
@chara: She was in Berry Blitzkrieg not too long ago. Not sure where she is now. Wouldn't worry about her though, we made sure she couldn't cause trouble.
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - James Knight - 09-16-2016
Crystalemperor@revengeofsombra.net says:
Hello Princess Bon Bon Sunshine. Just a heads up for you. Your kingdom belongs to me now. Kay, thanks.. Bye!
RE: Make Camelot Great Again! - Marisa Kirisame - 09-16-2016
Chara@dreemurr.com
Um you shure about that because I fell she wiggled her way to help or something, I'm only saying that because I know her from the timelines never mind. . . . . I'll find her at some point. *genocide intensifies*